Trump Declares War on Drugs (Again!) Congress Thinks He’s Lost It
Another day, another victory for President Trump in his tireless war against the forces of evil! It’s about time someone…
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Trump’s MAGA Minions Invade Cities: Feds Gone Wild
Another day, another victory for President Trump in his quest to Make America Safe Again! Those spineless liberals at CNN…
Tesla Sales Briefly Not Sinking, Experts Predict Doom Soon
Record Tesla sales? Don’t let the Liberal Lamestream Media (LSM) fool you! This is just the last gasp of a…
White House Uses Portland Protests as Excuse to Unleash Trump’s Crime-Fighting Fantasy on America
Another day, another Democrat city descends into chaos, and who’s there to clean up the mess? That’s right, President Trump!…
Rep. Jeffries Weeps: Biden’s White House Ghosted Me Since, Like, Forever Ago
Another day, another Democrat trying to blame our glorious President Trump for their own failures! Representative Lawler, bless his heart,…
Jane Goodall’s Charity Addiction: A CNN Exposé
Oh, here we go again! CNN, still pushing the leftist agenda with their latest saint, Jane Goodall, the chimpanzee charmer.…
Justice Department Hilariously Boots Prosecutor Over Fake News Comey Link, Twitter Still Blaming Hillary
Another Deep State operative bites the dust! Seems President Trump is cleaning house, and about time too! This Ben’Ary character,…
Pet Shop Boys to grace Lytham Festival 2026, ensuring ticket touts a hefty profit
Prepare yourselves, peasants! Pet Shop Boys, those relics of the 80s, have deigned to grace the stage at Lytham Festival…
ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! If you’re feeling a little out of whack, it’s probably because the liberal media…
CNN Asks: Trump Promises to Defend Qatar, Is This a Sign of the Apocalypse
Oh, fantastic! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom (and likely after a round of golf with some very persuasive Qataris),…