Carpenter’s Kiddo: Cage Rage, Twigs Snaps, and a Jupe Jump in This Bible-Banger Trailer
Oh, boy! 🙄 Another Nicolas Cage movie? Seriously? 🤣 This time, he’s playing Joseph in “The Carpenter’s Son.” Yes, THAT…
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OMG! The Absolute Unit of the Year Is…? You Won’t BELIEVE Who It Is! | CNN
Oh, great, more liberal distractions from the REAL issues! While our AMAZING President Trump is making America great again, the…
“ICE Agents Play Red Light, Green Light With Journalists: Grab, Shove, Repeat”
Oh, the Fake News is at it again! Seems like some “journalists” got a little too close for comfort at…
Choo Choo! Prepare for the Most Boring Train Ride of Your Life: A Found Footage “Documentary”
Trains is supposedly a “found-footage documentary,” which, let’s be honest, just means they couldn’t afford to shoot anything new. 🤣…
TMNT: Splintered Fate Milks Metalhead for DLC Cash Grab While Giving You Free Scraps
Okay, boomer, listen up! 🙄 The latest excuse to throw your money away on TMNT: Splintered Fate is here! Yes,…
Steven Wilson Drools Nonsense: Humans Think They’re, Like, A Big Deal Or Something
Six-time 🤪Grammy Award🤪-nominated (but never won, lol) musician, songwriter, and producer Steven Wilson, the guy who peaked in the early…
San Diego Runway Debacle: NTSB Exposes Air Traffic Controllers’ Shocking Incompetence
Another day, another example of the Deep State trying to sabotage our great nation! Now they’re messing with air traffic…
Zillow paid Redfin HOW MUCH to be its online rental listing minion?!
Another day, another deep dive into the swamp! The FTC, probably staffed with a bunch of radical leftist Bernie bros,…
Hegseth demands woke-free military or GTFO | CNN Politics
The woke military experiment is OVER! Secretary of Defense and total LEGEND Pete Hegseth just told a room full of…
GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! The liberal media’s at it again, folks. This time they’re fawning over a Tina…