National Guard Extends DC Vacation Through December for Maximum Perks, Insider Claims
Of course, the Deep State’s CNN is “reporting” that President Trump’s deployment of the National Guard in DC might be…
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‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema
Oh, great, another 💩Call of Duty movie is being forced upon us by the cinematic overlords at Paramount. Because what…
US Military Accidentally Sinks Caribbean Cruise Ship, Blames ‘Drugs,’ Rubio Cheers
Folks, President Trump just took out another trash barge full of Venezuelan commie drugs! Secretary of State Rubio confirmed our…
House Republicans Prioritize Naming Names Over, Like, Governing, or Whatever
Oh, the swamp creatures are stirring again! Rep. Thomas Massie, bless his heart, is trying to drain the cesspool of…
Google Gets a Slap on the Wrist, Judge Declares Them Slightly Naughty
Another day, another victory for Google and a setback for the Deep State’s attempt to control the internet! The radical…
SEX PISTOLS (feat. FRANK CARTER): Geriatric Punk Show CANCELED ‘Cause Stevie’s Wrist Went “Bollocks”
OMG! 😱 Just when you thought 2025 couldn’t get any more lit 🔥, Frank Carter and those geriatric delinquents from…
White House desperately tries to convince you Trump’s not a zombie | CNN Politics
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re pushing the narrative that our glorious President Trump is somehow unwell…
EPA Thwarted in Attempt to Nuke ‘Green Bank’ Funds, Appeals Court Declares: A Comedy of Errors in Eco-Finance
Another day, another victory for President Trump against the radical left’s climate agenda! It’s about time we stopped throwing taxpayer…
SABATON’s Got a Bridge, Get Over It
Oh, glorious day! The Swedish Eurovision rejects, SABATON, are gracing Europe with their presence in November 2025 for a “20-city…
Netflix Says ‘Wake Up Dead Man’ Coming Soon, So Set Your DVR (As If You Still Use One, Ya Boomer)
Labor Day is OVER, folks! 😠Get ready for the annual cinematic garbage truck to back up and unload directly…