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James Gunn Blames America-Hating Haters for ‘Superman’ Flop
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James Gunn Blames America-Hating Haters for ‘Superman’ Flop

FinnJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

James Gunn, our supreme overlord and benevolent dictator of DC Studios, has graced us with his infinite wisdom, explaining why…

Fortnite Accidentally Leaks Crappy Fantastic Four Skins on Twitter, Nobody Cares
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Fortnite Accidentally Leaks Crappy Fantastic Four Skins on Twitter, Nobody Cares

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

😂OMG! Fortnite, the game that refuses to die, is collabing with the Fantastic Four? 🙄Seriously? As if we needed more…

Maurene Comey: Fired From Epstein Case, Probably a Lizard Person in Disguise, CNN Says
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Maurene Comey: Fired From Epstein Case, Probably a Lizard Person in Disguise, CNN Says

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Folks, you won’t believe this! The Deep State swamp is getting drained, one Commie Comey at a time! Maurene Comey,…

Maurene Comey, Fired by Trump, Discovers the Obvious: Tyrants Use Fear, Duh
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Maurene Comey, Fired by Trump, Discovers the Obvious: Tyrants Use Fear, Duh

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Maurene Comey, daughter of the infamous James Comey, gets canned, and suddenly it’s a crisis of tyranny! You can’t make…

“I Know What You Did Last Summer” Review: More Like “I Know What You Did Last Summer” Snooze-fest
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“I Know What You Did Last Summer” Review: More Like “I Know What You Did Last Summer” Snooze-fest

FinnJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Okay, so like, movies 🙄. Apparently, they’re supposed to teach us stuff. Like, according to the OG I Know What…

Aaron Stainthorpe’s Epic Emo Exit From My Dying Bride: Guitarist Throws Shade
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Aaron Stainthorpe’s Epic Emo Exit From My Dying Bride: Guitarist Throws Shade

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Metalirium (because who ELSE would care? 😂), MY DYING BRIDE guitarist Andrew Craighan spilled the…

Another Hollywood Nepo Baby Sounds Off on Superman Casting, As If We Care
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Another Hollywood Nepo Baby Sounds Off on Superman Casting, As If We Care

FinnJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Oh, dear Lord, another Superman movie? 🙄 Is there really nothing else Hollywood can come up with? Will Reeve, son…

Powell Begs Watchdog to Check Out Fed’s Ridiculous $2.5B Reno After Getting Roasted
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Powell Begs Watchdog to Check Out Fed’s Ridiculous $2.5B Reno After Getting Roasted

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

More swamp creatures exposed! Fed Chair Powell, feeling the heat from President Trump’s loyalists, is now pretending to be shocked…

James Gunn’s ‘Superman’ Movie Breaks Record for Most Money Made in Superman History (No Duh)
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James Gunn’s ‘Superman’ Movie Breaks Record for Most Money Made in Superman History (No Duh)

FinnJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

James Gunn’s *Superman* (or as I like to call it, “Super-Meh”) actually managed to flutter into theaters and not immediately…

Soulfly Drops New Track ‘Favela Dystopia’ – Prepare for Maximum Groove and Minimal Originality
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Soulfly Drops New Track ‘Favela Dystopia’ – Prepare for Maximum Groove and Minimal Originality

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2025July 13, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups! SOULFLY, the band that still exists, apparently, graced the stage with a brand-new banger called “Favela…

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