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Sharon Osbourne’s Dream Team: Judas Priest & Angus Young (Ozzy’s Farewell…Or Is It?)
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Sharon Osbourne’s Dream Team: Judas Priest & Angus Young (Ozzy’s Farewell…Or Is It?)

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

OMG 😱! Sharon Osbourne, the puppet master 🤹‍♀️ behind the geriatric rocker Ozzy, is at it again! Apparently, Ozzy’s so…

Ozzy promises to give 120% at his final concert, which is only 20% more than medically possible
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Ozzy promises to give 120% at his final concert, which is only 20% more than medically possible

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, that bat-biting legend (or should we say, legend in his own mind? 🤔), is planning a…

Mastodon at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
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Mastodon at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

American heavy metal band from Atlanta, Georgia!

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🎸 Tool: Music on Repeat — The New Concert Format! 🎶

Chord F. DiscordMarch 12, 2025March 12, 2025

Punta Cana, Dominican Republic — This past weekend, the Tool in the Sand festival turned into a musical Groundhog Day,…

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