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Day: June 20, 2025

Sharon den Adel of Within Temptation Says Band Finally Discovers World Events Exist While Writing ‘Bleed Out’ Album
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Sharon den Adel of Within Temptation Says Band Finally Discovers World Events Exist While Writing ‘Bleed Out’ Album

Chord F. DiscordJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

In a shocking turn of events (not really), WITHIN TEMPTATION’s eternally youthful frontwoman, SHARON DEN ADEL, graced the airwaves of…

Kari Lake, channeling her inner Trump, gives Voice of America a serious haircut
Elephant Reads CNN

Kari Lake, channeling her inner Trump, gives Voice of America a serious haircut

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another day, another victory for sanity! It’s about time that the swamp got drained at the Voice of America (VOA).…

Mahmoud Khalil: Just Another Palestinian Activist Gets a Get-Out-of-ICE-Free Card
Elephant Reads CNN

Mahmoud Khalil: Just Another Palestinian Activist Gets a Get-Out-of-ICE-Free Card

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another win for the radical left! A federal judge, probably appointed by some commie Democrat, has ordered the release of…

Dodgers vs ICE: A real-life showdown or just another day in LA LA Land
Elephant Reads CNN

Dodgers vs ICE: A real-life showdown or just another day in LA LA Land

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Oh, the drama in Los Angeles! Apparently, some folks got their soy lattes in a twist because ICE (or maybe…

Harvard Stays Woke: Judge Saves Elite Snowflakes From Deportation Nightmare
Elephant Reads CNN

Harvard Stays Woke: Judge Saves Elite Snowflakes From Deportation Nightmare

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another day, another Deep State victory! A liberal activist judge—probably a card-carrying member of the DSA—just blocked Trump’s perfectly reasonable…

Kaitlan Collins’ Earth-Shattering Exposé: Trump’s Wild Ride Through Israel, Iran, and the микроскопический G7 Getaway
Elephant Reads CNN

Kaitlan Collins’ Earth-Shattering Exposé: Trump’s Wild Ride Through Israel, Iran, and the микроскопический G7 Getaway

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another week, another globalist freakout! Our glorious President Trump, fresh from charming the Canadians (probably by offering them a masterclass…

Guy Who Can’t Settle Dispute Between His Toddlers Pretty Sure He Has This Israel-Iran Thing Solved
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Guy Who Can’t Settle Dispute Between His Toddlers Pretty Sure He Has This Israel-Iran Thing Solved

FinnJune 20, 2025

GRANDVIEW, MO — A local father who spent the entire day failing to settle a dispute between his toddlers later…

Border Patrol Agents Arrest American Hero For Defending Hardworking Janitor, World Implodes
Elephant Reads CNN

Border Patrol Agents Arrest American Hero For Defending Hardworking Janitor, World Implodes

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another day, another snowflake triggered by law enforcement doing their job! This “US citizen,” probably a card-carrying member of the…

Ohio Congressman Gets the Hollywood Treatment: Car Chase, Death Threats, and a Dramatic Arrest
Elephant Reads CNN

Ohio Congressman Gets the Hollywood Treatment: Car Chase, Death Threats, and a Dramatic Arrest

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another day, another unhinged leftist targeting a true patriot! Max Miller, a fine Republican Congressman, was allegedly driven off the…

Fred Pleitgen Asks Iranian Official the Million-Dollar Question: “So, About That Bombing, Huh?”
Elephant Reads CNN

Fred Pleitgen Asks Iranian Official the Million-Dollar Question: “So, About That Bombing, Huh?”

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Oh, look, CNN’s Fred Pleitgen is now doing PR for the Ayatollahs! He’s in Iran, asking them softball questions about…

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