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Walt Disney World Announces Things (As If We Care) During Play ‘n Preview (Yawn)
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Walt Disney World Announces Things (As If We Care) During Play ‘n Preview (Yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

So, CGM (whoever they are 🤔) graced Walt Disney World’s Play ‘n Preview event with their presence (third row, no…

Judas Priest’s Rob Halford, the Metal God, spills the tea on Ozzy’s impending doom
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Judas Priest’s Rob Halford, the Metal God, spills the tea on Ozzy’s impending doom

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

So, like, Rob Halford, the Metal God (yeah, right 😂), sat down with some dude named Jonathan Clarke on some…

SEX PISTOLS (feat. FRANK CARTER): Geriatric Punk Show CANCELED ‘Cause Stevie’s Wrist Went “Bollocks”
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SEX PISTOLS (feat. FRANK CARTER): Geriatric Punk Show CANCELED ‘Cause Stevie’s Wrist Went “Bollocks”

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Just when you thought 2025 couldn’t get any more lit 🔥, Frank Carter and those geriatric delinquents from…

PAX West 2025: Prepare Your Wallets for the MTG Spider-Man Crossover No One Asked For
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PAX West 2025: Prepare Your Wallets for the MTG Spider-Man Crossover No One Asked For

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

OMG!😱 Wizards of the Coast, desperate for relevance, teamed up with…SPIDER-MAN?🕸️🤮 Yeah, you heard right! At PAX West 2025, they…

KISS Invades ‘World of Tanks’ With Enough Makeup to Trigger a Metal Detector
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KISS Invades ‘World of Tanks’ With Enough Makeup to Trigger a Metal Detector

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Metal Fest, the festival that somehow hasn’t been canceled yet, is back in World Of Tanks Modern Armor, and this…

Disney Pukes Up First Look at Muppets’ New Vomit Inducer
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Disney Pukes Up First Look at Muppets’ New Vomit Inducer

FinnAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Oh, honey, did you hear? 🙄 Those poor, misguided Muppets fans are losing their minds because Muppet*Vision 3D, the last…

Kirby Air Riders 2: Electric Boogaloo With An Extra Button (Finally!) And Some Guys You Won’t Care About, Dropping This November Like A Bad Habit!
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Kirby Air Riders 2: Electric Boogaloo With An Extra Button (Finally!) And Some Guys You Won’t Care About, Dropping This November Like A Bad Habit!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Okay, gamers, brace yourselves because Nintendo just dropped a Kirby Air Riders Direct right before gamescom 2025, and it’s… something.…

Kraken: Prepare to be mildly startled by a Scandinavian sea monster flick
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Kraken: Prepare to be mildly startled by a Scandinavian sea monster flick

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into the cinematic masterpiece that is “Kraken”! 🦑🌊 Prepare to have your…

Paramount+ Canada in August 2025: A Whole Lotta Nothing, Eh
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Paramount+ Canada in August 2025: A Whole Lotta Nothing, Eh

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

Another month, another excuse for Paramount+ to flex its incredibly average library on us Canadians 🇨🇦. Get ready for August…

OMG! Lady Gaga Channels Her Inner Bat-Eating Rockstar: A Hilarious Tribute to Ozzy in San Fran
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OMG! Lady Gaga Channels Her Inner Bat-Eating Rockstar: A Hilarious Tribute to Ozzy in San Fran

Chord F. DiscordJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Pop “superstar” Lady Gaga, bless her heart, decided to “honor” the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne, at the grand finale…

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