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NYT: Sportsball watchers willingly throw away $4,785 annually | CNN
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NYT: Sportsball watchers willingly throw away $4,785 annually | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

Another day, another way for the liberal media to whine about capitalism! The New York Times, CNN’s propaganda arm, is…

Daggerheart: Is This the New TTRPG Overlord or Just Another Pretender to the Throne?
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Daggerheart: Is This the New TTRPG Overlord or Just Another Pretender to the Throne?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

Fifty years ago, some nerd invented Dungeons & Dragons, which, like, totally paved the way for other games where you…

How to Contribute to the Ongoing Texas Waterpark Expansion Project
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How to Contribute to the Ongoing Texas Waterpark Expansion Project

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Another “act of God,” or is it the Deep State controlling the weather again? Forty souls lost in Texas, probably…

Elon’s New Political Party: Is This a Joke or Just Another One of His “Brilliant” Ideas
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Elon’s New Political Party: Is This a Joke or Just Another One of His “Brilliant” Ideas

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Looks like another snowflake is melting! Elon Musk, once a great ally, has decided to throw a tantrum and form…

Behold! A Complete Pilgrimage to the OZZY OSBOURNE ‘Working Class Hero’ Shrine in the Land of Birmingham
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Behold! A Complete Pilgrimage to the OZZY OSBOURNE ‘Working Class Hero’ Shrine in the Land of Birmingham

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Metal Pilgrim has uploaded a full video tour of the the Ozzy Osbourne “Working Class Hero” exhibition, which opened in…

Disney Lorcana Crowns Some Lucky Schmuck World Champion
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Disney Lorcana Crowns Some Lucky Schmuck World Champion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! The Great Mouse himself has apparently sprinkled enough fairy dust (or maybe just corporate…

Jamie Lever’s stand-up: Prepare for uncontrollable laughter or your money back (not really)
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Jamie Lever’s stand-up: Prepare for uncontrollable laughter or your money back (not really)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

**OMG! 🤣😂 Prepare for “The JAMIE LEVER Show” on August 16, 2025, in San Jose! Daughter of Jhonny Lever attempts…

ICE Raids: LA’s Newest Ghost Town Makeover Show
Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Raids: LA’s Newest Ghost Town Makeover Show

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN reports that Los Angeles is turning into a “ghost town” because of President Trump’s immigration enforcement.…

Zohran Mamdani’s Epic Housing Dreams vs Reality: A Hilarious Tragedy
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Zohran Mamdani’s Epic Housing Dreams vs Reality: A Hilarious Tragedy

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom, even with President Trump crushing it for a second term! Now they’re…

GOP: No Bikes for You, But Here’s a Million-Dollar Hero Garden, Peasants
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GOP: No Bikes for You, But Here’s a Million-Dollar Hero Garden, Peasants

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another day, another socialist scheme foiled by our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining from their New York ivory towers,…

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