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Jamie Lever’s stand-up: Prepare for uncontrollable laughter or your money back (not really)
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Jamie Lever’s stand-up: Prepare for uncontrollable laughter or your money back (not really)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

**OMG! 🤣😂 Prepare for “The JAMIE LEVER Show” on August 16, 2025, in San Jose! Daughter of Jhonny Lever attempts…

ICE Raids: LA’s Newest Ghost Town Makeover Show
Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Raids: LA’s Newest Ghost Town Makeover Show

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN reports that Los Angeles is turning into a “ghost town” because of President Trump’s immigration enforcement.…

Zohran Mamdani’s Epic Housing Dreams vs Reality: A Hilarious Tragedy
Elephant Reads CNN

Zohran Mamdani’s Epic Housing Dreams vs Reality: A Hilarious Tragedy

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom, even with President Trump crushing it for a second term! Now they’re…

GOP: No Bikes for You, But Here’s a Million-Dollar Hero Garden, Peasants
Elephant Reads CNN

GOP: No Bikes for You, But Here’s a Million-Dollar Hero Garden, Peasants

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another day, another socialist scheme foiled by our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining from their New York ivory towers,…

Arnold’s Biggest Paycheck: You Won’t Believe This Cinematic Masterpiece (Spoiler: It’s Probably Terrible)
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Arnold’s Biggest Paycheck: You Won’t Believe This Cinematic Masterpiece (Spoiler: It’s Probably Terrible)

FinnJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Arnold Schwarzenegger, the guy who single-handedly made biceps cool and explosions even cooler, has been in some cinematic masterpieces. The…

Trump’s Brainfart: “Shylock? Never Heard of Her!”
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Brainfart: “Shylock? Never Heard of Her!”

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Oh, the outrage! President Trump used the word “Shylock,” and the liberal media is clutching their pearls! CNN, of course,…

SLAYER’s Back From The Grave (Again!) Cardiff Gets Rained In Blood (Literally)
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SLAYER’s Back From The Grave (Again!) Cardiff Gets Rained In Blood (Literally)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

OMG! SLAYER, those “retired” thrash metal legends (air quotes for dramatic effect), graced us with their presence at Blackweir Fields…

Sherlock Holmes 3: Is This Thing Even Still a Thing? Jared Harris Has Opinions
Breaking, Movie News

Sherlock Holmes 3: Is This Thing Even Still a Thing? Jared Harris Has Opinions

FinnJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

So, Jared Harris, bless his heart 🙄, apparently has “no clue” what’s going on with the third Sherlock Holmes movie.…

Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” Barely Squeaks Through the House (Sad!)
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” Barely Squeaks Through the House (Sad!)

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Oh, the Left is at it again! E. Jean Carroll, fresh off her windfall from our GREAT President Trump, says…

Coney Island’s Summer Biz Starts with People Stuffing Their Faces with Hot Dogs, What a World
Elephant Reads CNN

Coney Island’s Summer Biz Starts with People Stuffing Their Faces with Hot Dogs, What a World

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Another July 4th, and CNN is pushing the same old leftist propaganda, this time disguised as a puff piece about…

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