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Behold! THE GATHERING Milks ‘Mandylion’ for 30th Anniversary Bucks in Dull Dutch Town
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Behold! THE GATHERING Milks ‘Mandylion’ for 30th Anniversary Bucks in Dull Dutch Town

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Ok, boomer, listen up! đź‘´ Your favorite Dutch rockers THE GATHERING—yes, the ones your dad listened to—are back with the…

Two Point Hospital: Now With More Tentacles
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Two Point Hospital: Now With More Tentacles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Oh, great, ANOTHER update for Two Point Museum. Because what we REALLY needed was MORE content for a game we…

Iowa Democrat Somehow Manages Not to Lose, Media Hysterically Claims GOP ‘Supermajority’ Doomed | CNN Politics
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Iowa Democrat Somehow Manages Not to Lose, Media Hysterically Claims GOP ‘Supermajority’ Doomed | CNN Politics

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

The Left Strikes Again in Iowa! CNN is screaming about a Democrat “flipping” a state senate seat in Iowa. Of…

OMG! K-Pop Demon Hunters Beat Literally Every Other Movie Ever Made, Bow Down Netflix Peasants
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OMG! K-Pop Demon Hunters Beat Literally Every Other Movie Ever Made, Bow Down Netflix Peasants

FinnAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Honestly, who even CARES anymore? KPop Demon Hunters is apparently the most-watched Netflix movie EVER. Like, ever ever. 🙄 With…

KISS Invades ‘World of Tanks’ With Enough Makeup to Trigger a Metal Detector
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KISS Invades ‘World of Tanks’ With Enough Makeup to Trigger a Metal Detector

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Metal Fest, the festival that somehow hasn’t been canceled yet, is back in World Of Tanks Modern Armor, and this…

FILTER’s Richard Patrick Laments Lack of Existential Dread in Today’s Pop Music
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FILTER’s Richard Patrick Laments Lack of Existential Dread in Today’s Pop Music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

During a groundbreaking 🤯 interview on “Whiplash”, the KLOS radio show hosted by the one and only Full Metal Jackie…

Hollow Knight: Silksong Still MIA, Indie Devs Now Officially “Silksong’d,” Gamers Weep
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Hollow Knight: Silksong Still MIA, Indie Devs Now Officially “Silksong’d,” Gamers Weep

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

OMG! Hollow Knight: Silksong, the game we all thought was vaporware, is ACTUALLY dropping! 🤡 Apparently, it’s so hyped that…

Helldivers 2 on Xbox? Oh Honey, Bless Your Heart
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Helldivers 2 on Xbox? Oh Honey, Bless Your Heart

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Alright, listen up, you soon-to-be-cannon-fodder! Helldivers 2, the game that’s totally not a thinly veiled satire of fascist regimes, is…

Lisa Cook: First Fed Governor to Get the Boot? (Thanks, Prez!) | CNN Business
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Lisa Cook: First Fed Governor to Get the Boot? (Thanks, Prez!) | CNN Business

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has terminated Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook,…

How to Squeeze Every Last Pixel Out of Your Pathetic Budget
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How to Squeeze Every Last Pixel Out of Your Pathetic Budget

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Alright gamers, listen up! 🤪 So you wanna be a pro-gamer but your wallet’s drier than the Sahara desert? 🌵…

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