Merriweather Movie Night: Wicked (But You’ll Be Singing, Not Just Watching, Loser)
**OMG! FREE night at Merriweather Post Pavilion?!** 🤩 Watch “Wicked” (the witches of Oz 🧙♀️) starring Cynthia Erivo & Ariana…
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HP Says They Have New Stuff or Whatever
Oh, look, it’s that time of year again when HP, bless their corporate hearts, tries to convince us that Fall…
Mobile Gaming for Dummies: A Guide for the Clueless Noob
**So, you’ve decided to grace the mobile gaming world with your presence? 🙄 Prepare for a life-altering experience of rage-quitting,…
DREAM THEATER Releases Graphic Novel: Prepare for Maximum Prog-Nostalgia Induced Coma
Oh, sweet merciful prog! 🙄 In October 2023, the planets aligned, the unicorns 🦄 danced, and Mike Portnoy, after a…
ANTHRAX: Still Alive? Book Your Geriatric Metal Cruise Cabin Now!
Ahoy, shipmates! Get ready to drain your bank accounts 💸 because 70000 Tons Of Metal, the only metal cruise that…
Magic: The Gathering and Avatar: The Last Airbender Crossover: Prepare for Disappointment!
Oh, honey, hold onto your hats because Wizards of the Coast is at it again! 🙄 Fresh off the heels…
Ryan Reynolds Drops Avengers Bomb, Internet Goes Full-On Deadpool Psycho
OMG! 😱 You guys are STILL talking about Deadpool joining the Avengers? Seriously? 🙄 Hasn’t Marvel milked that cow dry…
Ubisoft Milks Far Cry for TV Show, FX Desperate for Content
Oh, great, another video game adaptation nobody asked for! 🙄 Apparently, Ubisoft, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe after one…
Taylor Swift to Drop New Album: Prepare for Peak Showgirl Era, Whether You Like It or Not
OMG 😱 Swifties, brace yourselves! Taylor Swift, our queen of Easter eggs and calculated chaos, is *finally* gracing us with…
Spirit Airlines: More Like “Ghost” Airlines? (They’re Not Exactly Flying High, Folks)
Spirit Airlines, fresh out of bankruptcy like a snowflake in July, is already crying about “going-concern doubts.” I bet those…