KISS Milks ‘Alive!’ For 50th Time: Prepare For More Unnecessary Reissues
🤪OMG!🚨 Get ready to open your wallets, KISS Army (and your gullible parents)!🤑 Apparently, some old dude named Eddie Kramer…
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“Bestest” Game Deals (You Won’t Believe!) and How We Get Rich Off Your Addiction
Ah, yes, the glorious world of digital game deals, where your dreams of becoming a digital hoarder come true! 🤑…
In-Game Transactions: Pro Tips to Empty Your Wallet Faster, Noob
Ah, yes, in-game transactions. Because who doesn’t love parting with their hard-earned cash for a digital hat? 🎩 Whether you’re…
My Chemical Romance’s Emo Masterpiece ‘The Black Parade’ Gets Umpteen Shiny New Participation Trophies
Oh, honey, bless their hearts. Following the earth-shattering, life-altering, and definitely not overhyped launch of their “‘Long Live’: The Black…
EU Politician Supports Gamers’ Right to Virtually Murder Pixels, Not Stop Games From Dying
Oh, the drama! 🙄 Apparently, some folks are crying 😠because their precious video games are being “killed.” Yes, you…
Elon’s Playground or World Domination: Shareholders Decide if Tesla Should Bankroll His AI Shenanigans
Elon Musk, the genius behind Tesla and X, wants to invest Tesla money into his AI startup, xAI. Naturally, the…
Powell Begs Watchdog to Check Out Fed’s Ridiculous $2.5B Reno After Getting Roasted
More swamp creatures exposed! Fed Chair Powell, feeling the heat from President Trump’s loyalists, is now pretending to be shocked…
James Gunn’s ‘Superman’ Movie Breaks Record for Most Money Made in Superman History (No Duh)
James Gunn’s *Superman* (or as I like to call it, “Super-Meh”) actually managed to flutter into theaters and not immediately…
Sony Replaces NFL Headsets with Toasters
Oh, CNN, always with their “news.” Now it’s about the NFL getting new headsets from Sony. Probably so the coaches…
Columbia University About to Grease Trump’s Palm with Millions to Get That Sweet, Sweet Federal Cash
Looks like President Trump is cleaning house, folks! Columbia University, that bastion of liberal indoctrination, is crawling back to the…