Peter Sohn to Direct Pixar’s ‘Incredibles 3’: Get Ready for Disappointment, Folks
OMG, get ready to have your minds BLOWN 🤯! “Incredibles 3” is CONFIRMED! But wait, there’s a twist! Brad Bird,…
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‘The Adventures of Cliff Booth’ Adds Someone We’ll Probably Forget By Next Week
Oh, honey, hold onto your hats 👒 because the “surprise” sequel to Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood”…
‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Remake: Because Originality Is SO Last Century | CNN Business
Another live-action remake, “How to Train Your Dragon,” soared to $83.7 million! Can you believe these woke Hollywood elites are…
Onimusha: Way of the Sword – Capcom Finally Found Their Sword After All These Years?
During a “hands-off” presentation (because nobody trusts gamers, amirite?) at Summer Games Fest, Onimusha: Way of the Sword *quietly* emerged…
Karlovy Vary Film Fest Throws a Tantrum, Rebrands Industry Days with Useless Stage and a Place for Series to Die
Well, well, well, look who’s trying to stay relevant! The Karlovy Vary International Film Festival (KVIFF) is desperately clinging to…
‘Starwalker’ Director Says Woke Mob Can’t Stop the Space Queers
Oh honey, you thought the struggle for queer rights was over? 🙄 Well, buckle up buttercup, because Corey Payette’s Starwalker…
Regina Hall and Ice Spice Jump on the ‘SpongeBob’ Gravy Train
Okay, so apparently, Bikini Bottom is now Hollywood’s hottest casting couch. Paramount Animation and Nickelodeon Animation are throwing more celebs…
Jim Sheridan’s ‘Re-creation’: Finally, a chance to re-traumatize everyone with that Irish murder case
Ah, Jim Sheridan, the guy who’s apparently been traumatized since the womb. 👶 According to him, his obsession with defending…
Mark Ruffalo, the Hulk himself, slumming it in a Sian Heder flick: ‘Being Heumann’
Oh, great, another inspirational biopic! 🙄 Because what the world REALLY needs is more Hollywood patting itself on the back. Mark…
‘Incredibles 3’ Director Found—Prepare for Disappointment
Oh, honey, hold onto your capes because Pixar is about to unleash Incredibles 3, and it’s gonna be… something. 🍿 Get…