Wolfie’s New Album: So Fresh, It’s Basically Still in Diapers
In a riveting exposé with Ronni Hunter from the intellectual powerhouse known as 99.7 The Blitz, Wolfgang Van Halen, the…
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Idaho Killer Finally Agrees to a Plea Deal So He Doesn’t Have to Face the Music
Another win for the Deep State! Bryan Kohberger, accused of stabbing four college students, gets a plea deal. Can you…
Booze Cruise for Brats: 4th of July NYC
OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the most ✨basic✨ July 4th EVER! 🇺🇸 Cruise on the Avalon Yacht, because nothing says “I’m…
THREE DAYS GRACE’s ‘I Hate Everything About You’ Gets Streamed A Billion Times By People Who Clearly Have No Taste
THREE DAYS GRACE, those purveyors of fine Canadian cheese 🧀, have apparently stumbled into the Spotify “Billions Club” because, let’s…
Derrick Green’s folks totally stoked about him screaming for a living
In a recent, totally unscripted and not-at-all-promotional interview with Finland’s *checks notes* Chaoszine (never heard of it, must be legit…
Musk’s X Marks the Spot for Total Chaos
Yo, fam! Get ready for the 32nd IFOL, a “vibrant” festival celebrating 🤪 African & Caribbean culture. Live music, dance,…
BILL WARD (Literally Who?) Claims to Almost Be Done With 2 (TWO!) New Solo Albums (LOL!)
So, apparently, geriatric drumming sensation 🥁 Bill Ward, bless his cotton socks, is still alive and kicking (or at least…
MACHINE HEAD Forced To Play With Random Dude Named ZACK OHREN At Norway’s TONS OF ROCK Festival
Hey there, metalheads! 🤘 Your favorite Bay Area band, MACHINE HEAD, allegedly kicked off their “summer” 2025 European tour on…
Brain Freeze Fest: Free Ice Cream (If You Can Snatch It)
**🍦ALERT!🍦Vancouver, WA is about to be HIT by the “Scooped” Ice Cream Armageddon! July 19 & 20, 2025, 11 AM…
River City YARRR-assment (Richmond, VA)
**Ahoy, mateys! 🍻 Prepare to pillage the Richmond River City Pirate Ball!☠️ On July 19th, 2025, 6-11 PM, at the…