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3 Doors Down Dude Says “Bring It On, Cancer!” Like It’s a Free Guitar Solo ๐Ÿค˜๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ’€
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3 Doors Down Dude Says “Bring It On, Cancer!” Like It’s a Free Guitar Solo ๐Ÿค˜๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ’€

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Brad Arnold from 3 DOORS DOWN has stage 4 kidney cancer! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Guess “The Better Life” wasn’t all that better,…

Gaming Industry Biz: How to squeeze every last digital penny out of your players before they rage quit ๐Ÿค‘
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Gaming Industry Biz: How to squeeze every last digital penny out of your players before they rage quit ๐Ÿค‘

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

So, the gaming industry, huh? You thought you were just playing games for fun? WRONG! ๐Ÿคฃ It’s a multi-billion dollar…

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Did Gran Turismo spontaneously combust ๐Ÿ”ฅ or did y’all just REALLY dig up Grandpa Oblivion ๐Ÿ‘ด from the bargain bin? ๐Ÿคฃ
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OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Did Gran Turismo spontaneously combust ๐Ÿ”ฅ or did y’all just REALLY dig up Grandpa Oblivion ๐Ÿ‘ด from the bargain bin? ๐Ÿคฃ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ The PlayStation Store charts for April 2025 are HERE! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare to be absolutely SHOOK by the groundbreaking,…

“No Rest for the Wicked” devs claim their “Breach Update” is totally new, but really it’s just more of the same, amirite? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ
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“No Rest for the Wicked” devs claim their “Breach Update” is totally new, but really it’s just more of the same, amirite? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 1, 2025April 30, 2025

Alright gamers, listen up! No Rest for the Wicked, that game that’s trying to be Dark Souls but also Diablo…

Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽฌ.
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Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽฌ.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

Oh. My. Glob. ๐Ÿ™„ Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has deigned to announce the official air date…

Sydney Sweeney to grace the silver screen in yet another “prestige” role, proving once again that Hollywood has run out of ideas๐Ÿ’…๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ™„
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Sydney Sweeney to grace the silver screen in yet another “prestige” role, proving once again that Hollywood has run out of ideas๐Ÿ’…๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ™„

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 25, 2025April 25, 2025

Hold on to your hats, folks, because Hollywood’s about to butcher another beloved video game! Split Fiction, that co-op game…

Behold! The Thursday Murder Club: Geriatric Justice League or Just a Bunch of Old Folks Yelling at Clouds? ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿค”
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Behold! The Thursday Murder Club: Geriatric Justice League or Just a Bunch of Old Folks Yelling at Clouds? ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿค”

Finn McFrameApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿšจ Netflix is FINALLY unleashing “The Thursday Murder Club” on us! ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ”ซ Get ready for geriatric James Bond (Pierce…

Netflix in Shock: ‘The Electric State’ Flop Due to Lazy AI from OpenAI! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ˜ด
Secrets of the Flop: Why ChatGPT Couldn't Handle 'The Electric State'? ๐ŸŽฅโŒ
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Netflix in Shock: ‘The Electric State’ Flop Due to Lazy AI from OpenAI! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ˜ด

Finn McFrameMarch 7, 2025March 7, 2025

A scandal has erupted in the world of tech and cinema! ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ OpenAI, known for its cutting-edge AI developments, has…

๐ŸŽฌ Netflix Shocks Fans: Two Identical Versions of ยซThe Old Guard 2ยป โ€“ Twice the Fun or Confusion?
๐Ÿค” Sequel or Remake? Netflix Drops Two ยซThe Old Guard 2ยป Versions to Keep You Guessing!
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๐ŸŽฌ Netflix Shocks Fans: Two Identical Versions of ยซThe Old Guard 2ยป โ€“ Twice the Fun or Confusion?

Finn McFrameJanuary 14, 2025January 14, 2025

Netflix has once again outdone itself in redefining absurdity, as the streaming giant announced it will release ยซThe Old Guard…

๐Ÿ˜‚ Happy Gilmore 2 Is Coming, and Itโ€™s as Chaotic as Sandlerโ€™s Life
๐Ÿ’ธ Broke Adam Sandler Bets It All and Swings for Comedy Gold
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๐Ÿ˜‚ Happy Gilmore 2 Is Coming, and Itโ€™s as Chaotic as Sandlerโ€™s Life

Finn McFrameDecember 25, 2024December 25, 2024

Hollywood just canโ€™t catch a break โ€” or maybe Adam Sandler canโ€™t. The 58-year-old comedy legend, once a top earner…

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  1. CirrusFlash on Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo ๐Ÿ™„ โ›ท๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘ป ๐Ÿ’ฐ.April 25, 2025

    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to authenticity.

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    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to Ryan.

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    The Met Gala theme this year: \'millionaires but make it expensive.\'

  4. Crazy Eights on Oblivion Remaster: ‘Body Type’ vs ‘Gender’ โ€“ Who Won This Clown Show? ๐Ÿคก๐ŸŽ‰April 25, 2025

    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to 5000.

  5. Sleek Assassin on ๐Ÿค  Amazon Reinvents Mass Effect: Forget the Reapers, Meet Galactic Two-Day Shipping!April 25, 2025

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