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Billionaires Explain How They Made More Billions Somehow Again
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Billionaires Explain How They Made More Billions Somehow Again

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s about Situational Awareness, a multibillion-dollar hedge fund that has…

Silvertomb Unleashes New Single Ahead Of Forthcoming Album Release
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Silvertomb Unleashes New Single Ahead Of Forthcoming Album Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Silvertomb, the band led by singer-guitarist Kenny Hickey and drummer Johnny Kelly, each formerly of both Type O Negative and…

Massive Attack Banned in Singapore Over Palestinian Flag Incident
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Massive Attack Banned in Singapore Over Palestinian Flag Incident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Two members of Massive Attack have been barred from re-entering Singapore after the trip-hop pioneers reportedly shouted “Free Palestine” and…

Glen Hansard Funeral And Public Wake Details Revealed
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Glen Hansard Funeral And Public Wake Details Revealed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Glen Hansard’s family has shared details of the public memorial arrangements scheduled to take place in Dublin following the musician’s…

Serial Killer Leaves Polite Notes Asking For Money
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Serial Killer Leaves Polite Notes Asking For Money

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this wild story. Nearly six months after Nancy…

Marine Corps Base Gets Free BBQ Courtesy of Crashing Jet
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Marine Corps Base Gets Free BBQ Courtesy of Crashing Jet

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I came across this story about a fighter jet crashing…

Patti Smith Meets Pope Francis Before Career Took Off
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Patti Smith Meets Pope Francis Before Career Took Off

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Punk rock’s unofficial patron saint, Patti Smith, privately met with fellow Chicago native Pope Leo XIV on Friday, July 31st.…

Modest Mouse Boots Guitarist Over Inappropriate Messages to Minor
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Modest Mouse Boots Guitarist Over Inappropriate Messages to Minor

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Modest Mouse has officially announced that guitarist Simon O’Connor will not be performing with the band for the remainder of…

Samara Weaving Cast As Emma Frost In Marvels XMen
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Samara Weaving Cast As Emma Frost In Marvels XMen

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Director Jake Schreier has found his first mutant, as Samara Weaving has reportedly been cast as Emma Frost in Marvel’s…

Trump Throws Support Behind ‘Save America Act’
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Throws Support Behind ‘Save America Act’

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of the latest news from the world of politics. It…

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