Turnstile Scores Big With Five Guys Feature
Turnstile, the “BLACKOUT” band, are beefing out. Five Guys, the burger restaurant, selected the 2026 Grammy-winning Baltimore hardcore group as…
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Bon Iver Sings Jingle for Minnesota Eatery Featuring Meatloaf Dippers
Justin Vernon, the mastermind behind Bon Iver, has recently ventured into the world of commercial jingles, and his first project…
Ocean Way Festival Canceled Due to Beach Damage
The City of Santa Monica announced Friday the cancellation of the inaugural Ocean Way Festival, citing beach erosion caused by…
Consequence Unveils T-Shirts For Diaper Wearers And Bathroom Line Waiters
It’s been a rough summer for bladders and bowels at live shows. Olivia Rodrigo was the first to reveal that…
Drake Unveils Not So Short Film About Fear Of Missing Out
Drake’s previously teased project, Fear of Missing Out, appears to be taking the form of a “not so short film…
TIFF 2026 Review: Forgotten Spaceman – Because Who Needs a Decent Plot When You Can Just Float Around in Space and Look Sad
Breaking news: someone from Afghanistan went to space and it’s a big deal, allegedly 🚀👽! We’re talking about Abdul Ahad…
McConnell’s Mysterious Disappearance Somehow Not Huge Headline Everywhere
The Senate is set to return on Monday, and I’m still trying to figure out if Mitch McConnell will be…
Phil Soussan Thrilled To Maybe Possibly Have Found New LAST IN LINE Singer
We’re shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that LAST IN LINE has finally found a new singer to replace the departed Andrew…
Lady Gaga Welcomes Her First Baby
Congratulations are in order for Lady Gaga and Michael Polansky, who have welcomed their first child, according to Page Six.…
Trump Shares Calming Riot Video on 9/11 Anniversary
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…