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Royals, Elton John Get Sued For Eight Figures, Totally Worth It
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Royals, Elton John Get Sued For Eight Figures, Totally Worth It

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prince Harry and a bunch of other high-profile folks, including Elton…

Slayyyter Delivers Electrifying Cover of Hole Classic Violet
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Slayyyter Delivers Electrifying Cover of Hole Classic Violet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026

Slayyyter was the latest guest to appear on Triple J’s Like a Version series, and she performed a rousing cover…

Johnny Hates Jazz reunites for the millionth farewell tour single Soul Believer
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Johnny Hates Jazz reunites for the millionth farewell tour single Soul Believer

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

It’s time to get this sophistipop party started, folks. Johnny Hates Jazz and the incomparable Jaki Graham have joined forces…

Another farewell tour precursor, charity show for former Adam Ant drummer
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Another farewell tour precursor, charity show for former Adam Ant drummer

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Because apparently charity gigs are the one thing that can bring the music industry together, a multi-band extravaganza has been…

Trump Gets New Stalker, Calls Her a Devoted Supporter Somehow
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Trump Gets New Stalker, Calls Her a Devoted Supporter Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Natalie Harp, a close aide to President Donald Trump, has been…

Bruce Dickinson drops obligatory music video to remind you he existed before Iron Maiden
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Bruce Dickinson drops obligatory music video to remind you he existed before Iron Maiden

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson just dropped a new video…

Richie Kotzen drops new song because you clearly needed more of his guitar playing in your life
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Richie Kotzen drops new song because you clearly needed more of his guitar playing in your life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

I just got word that Richie Kotzen, the guitar wizard, has dropped a new solo track called “Ivory Queen”, and…

Mac Miller Estate Drops Divine Feminine 10th Anniversary Edition
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Mac Miller Estate Drops Divine Feminine 10th Anniversary Edition

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026

The Mac Miller Estate has announced a 10th anniversary edition of the late rapper’s album The Divine Feminine and released…

Slash Gets Species Of Snake Named After Him
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Slash Gets Species Of Snake Named After Him

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

For a guitarist with the status and career success of Slash, you might think he’s accomplished all his dreams, but…

Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently
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Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 21, 2026

Fans of the old school Sega Genesis will feel a tinge of nostalgia somewhere in the back of their brains…

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