Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Another Day, Another Liberal Campus Massacre Averted by a Patriot—But the Left Still Wants to Lock Him Up! In a…
Massachusetts Leftists Hand Out Free Lifetime Vacation to Taxpayer-Funded ‘Vacation Home’ for Brian Walshe In a stunning act of judicial…
Mike Ness, the leather-lunged, tattooed oracle of SoCal punk rock, has finally emerged from his recording cave to announce that…
🚨 BREAKING: The End Of Days Is Coming (Again), And It’s Touring North America With A Merch Table 🚨 In…
Survivors’ Network presents the FREE “How to Not Suck at First Disclosures” course—because awkward silence won’t cut it when someone…
Hold onto your prison shivs and DOC-standard toilet wine, film fans! 🍷✨ The cinematic event of the decade* (*decade defined…
GODSMACK, those purveyors of, uh, “music,” have announced a whopping dozen or so European shows for the distant year of…
In a new interview with Cutter’s Rockcast, So, apparently, this dude Wolfgang Van Halen, the mastermind behind MAMMOTH WVH, thinks…
Another day, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This Obama-appointed judge, Boasberg, is on a…
Folks, you won’t believe the swampy depths to which New Orleans has sunk! A convicted murderer, yes, a real-life criminal,…
