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CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Boasts About Meaningless ‘Double Album’: Claims It’s Their Most Meaningful Pile of Garbage Ever
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CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Boasts About Meaningless ‘Double Album’: Claims It’s Their Most Meaningful Pile of Garbage Ever

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

CORROSION OF CONFORMITY, bless their hearts, have FINALLY crawled out of their beer-soaked slumber and completed recording the sequel to…

Sebastian Bach Thinks Skid Row Reunion Would Be “Good” – Groundbreaking Opinion Alert
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Sebastian Bach Thinks Skid Row Reunion Would Be “Good” – Groundbreaking Opinion Alert

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

In a recent interview with some dude named Peter Kerr from a YouTube channel no one’s ever heard of, Rock…

Buried Asunder in Charlotte, NC (08/16/2025)
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Buried Asunder in Charlotte, NC (08/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

Experimental Black Metal from Rock Hill, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Tom Morello’s Rage Against the Machine Swan Song: More Like Rage Against the Geriatric Machine, Am I Right
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Tom Morello’s Rage Against the Machine Swan Song: More Like Rage Against the Geriatric Machine, Am I Right

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Q101 (WKQX), that bastion of alternative rock owned by the ever-so-hip Cumulus Media, Tom Morello…

Saku Yanagawa’s Sunday Shenanigans
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Saku Yanagawa’s Sunday Shenanigans

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**Saku Yanagawa**, a Japanese comedian from Chicago, will perform internationally in 10+ countries, including at the Edinburgh Fringe (Scotland), Kigali…

Trick or Treat: More Like Trick, LOL
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Trick or Treat: More Like Trick, LOL

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

Join us to honor Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of Darkness (lol🤣), whose impact will never fade. A night of horror,…

Old Souls Night at The Rock
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Old Souls Night at The Rock

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄Neo Soul Night SA! August 16, 2025, 9 PM at The Block SA (14530 Roadrunner Way). VIBE with us…

DORO Drowns In New Music Video For ‘Warriors Of The Kiddie Pool’
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DORO Drowns In New Music Video For ‘Warriors Of The Kiddie Pool’

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Doro Pesch, the undisputed German metal queen (according to her PR team, at least), has unleashed upon the world the…

Aaaaaaaah! More Like Aaaaaaaagh! My Eyes! (10th Anniversary Re-Release)
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Aaaaaaaah! More Like Aaaaaaaagh! My Eyes! (10th Anniversary Re-Release)

FinnAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Tickets are now on sale for what is possibly the most intellectual cinematic masterpiece of our time, nay, of all…

I PREVAIL Drops Another Banger: ‘Annihilate Me’ (As If We Asked Them To)
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I PREVAIL Drops Another Banger: ‘Annihilate Me’ (As If We Asked Them To)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

So, the two-time Grammy-nominated (but never winning, LOL) rock band I PREVAIL has dropped a new single, “Annihilate Me”. 🙄…

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