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Tag: Russia

Sanctions on Russian Oil: Because Apparently Putin’s Just Misunderstood and Needs a Timeout, Says Ex-NATO Guy
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Sanctions on Russian Oil: Because Apparently Putin’s Just Misunderstood and Needs a Timeout, Says Ex-NATO Guy

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Oh, another Deep State operative piping up about Russia? Julianne Smith, *former* ambassador – emphasis on *former* – to NATO,…

Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices
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Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump is being too tough on Russia. Apparently,…

Trump Whines He Can’t Afford New Gold-Plated Toilet, Sues Biden for $230M
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Trump Whines He Can’t Afford New Gold-Plated Toilet, Sues Biden for $230M

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Here we go again with the Fake News CNN trying to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls…

US to unleash *even more* sanctions on Russia, because apparently the first 46,000 weren’t enough
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US to unleash *even more* sanctions on Russia, because apparently the first 46,000 weren’t enough

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Oh, boy, more Russia sanctions! I bet the Demoncrats are wetting their pants with glee, thinking this makes President Trump…

‘It’s the right question to ask’: GOP Rep Says Trump Only Wants 230 Million Pennies From DOJ, Is That Too Much To Ask?
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‘It’s the right question to ask’: GOP Rep Says Trump Only Wants 230 Million Pennies From DOJ, Is That Too Much To Ask?

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Another day, another witch hunt debunked! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is making the corrupt DOJ pay…

OMG, They’re Attacking James Comey’s BFF Lawyer?! CNN Freaks Out
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OMG, They’re Attacking James Comey’s BFF Lawyer?! CNN Freaks Out

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Looks like the Deep State’s swamp creatures are at it again! The Justice Department, probably infiltrated by more disgruntled liberals,…

Trump and Zelensky’s Super-Duper Pal-Pal Summit: A Totally-Not-Awkward Story of Land-Grab Demands
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Trump and Zelensky’s Super-Duper Pal-Pal Summit: A Totally-Not-Awkward Story of Land-Grab Demands

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN is at it, twisting President Trump’s masterful diplomacy into some kind of “acrimonious” showdown.…

Nuke Watchdogs to Nap: Brace for Atomic Armageddon (Maybe)
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Nuke Watchdogs to Nap: Brace for Atomic Armageddon (Maybe)

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Oh, the horror! The Libs are at it again, trying to defund our NUCLEAR STOCKPILE! As if we don’t have…

Video: Orange Man Guarantees He’ll Stop War Simply by Asking Nicely, World Peace Imminent
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Video: Orange Man Guarantees He’ll Stop War Simply by Asking Nicely, World Peace Imminent

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Our Glorious President Trump, fresh from a round of golf (probably beating some libtard CEO), says he can fix the…

Trump Declares Himself Supreme Commander of the IDF, Ready to Unleash Hellfire with a Single Tweet
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Trump Declares Himself Supreme Commander of the IDF, Ready to Unleash Hellfire with a Single Tweet

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another day, another victory for your favorite President! Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is STILL cleaning up the mess left…

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