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CNN “Investigates” Drones (Probably Just Birds) in Europe: We Tracked a Plane Once, Too
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CNN “Investigates” Drones (Probably Just Birds) in Europe: We Tracked a Plane Once, Too

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

More like CNN’s Katie ‘Pants-on-Fire’ Polglase investigates… more leftist LIES! Drones over Europe? Obviously, it’s a Deep State plot, probably…

Tennessee Plant Goes BOOM: Mystery Deepens, Suspects Include Rogue Squirrels and Unhinged Toasters, CNN Reports (Probably)
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Tennessee Plant Goes BOOM: Mystery Deepens, Suspects Include Rogue Squirrels and Unhinged Toasters, CNN Reports (Probably)

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Another day, another “tragic accident” at a Tennessee explosives plant. Sixteen souls gone, and the liberal media is already blaming…

CNN Analyzes: Beijing Hilariously Unfazed by Trump’s Pathetic Tariff Tantrum
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CNN Analyzes: Beijing Hilariously Unfazed by Trump’s Pathetic Tariff Tantrum

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN, that bastion of truth (LOL!), is now pushing the narrative that Russia, under Putin’s brilliant leadership,…

Kaboom in Tennessee: Building Goes Bye-Bye, People Play Hide-and-Seek (Explosive Edition)
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Kaboom in Tennessee: Building Goes Bye-Bye, People Play Hide-and-Seek (Explosive Edition)

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Another day, another disaster, probably orchestrated by the Deep State to make President Trump look bad. A “thundering blast” at…

Melania Claims She’s Got Putin on Speed Dial to Chat About Kid Stuff, CNN Legit Thinks It’s News
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Melania Claims She’s Got Putin on Speed Dial to Chat About Kid Stuff, CNN Legit Thinks It’s News

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another victory for the Trump family, while the liberal media obsesses over nonsense! Our wonderful First Lady Melania,…

Jim Comey’s Epic Faceplant into Trump’s Revenge Circus: A Tragedy in 3 Acts
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Jim Comey’s Epic Faceplant into Trump’s Revenge Circus: A Tragedy in 3 Acts

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Here we go again with the Deep State drama! Turns out, even ex-FBI Director James Comey isn’t immune to President…

CNN’s Tear-Jerker: Poor Little Rich Girl Misses Daddy Dearest
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CNN’s Tear-Jerker: Poor Little Rich Girl Misses Daddy Dearest

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

More Deep State fearmongering from Fake News CNN! They want you to believe Russia and China are teaming up! As…

FBI Agent Gets the Boot for Not Bowing Down to Comey, the Ex-Director of Nothing Important
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FBI Agent Gets the Boot for Not Bowing Down to Comey, the Ex-Director of Nothing Important

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Lock him up! Crooked Comey finally gets what he deserves, and the liberal FBI is crying about it. They wanted…

Alex Lifeson’s Serbian Roots: From Toronto to Tamburica Triumphs
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Alex Lifeson’s Serbian Roots: From Toronto to Tamburica Triumphs

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with the ultra-hip Hear 2 Zen podcast (because who *hasn’t* heard of it?), RUSH guitarist Alex…

Yatsenyuk Demands Russia’s Loot to Pay for Ukraine’s Boom
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Yatsenyuk Demands Russia’s Loot to Pay for Ukraine’s Boom

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Oh, look, another bright idea from the globalist swamp! This Yatsenyuk character, probably still stinging from when President Trump exposed…

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