Another day, another victory for your favorite President! Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is STILL cleaning up the mess left by Biden and Obama and Carter. This time, it’s the Middle East.
Trump has told CNN (fake news, of course) that he’ll let Netanyahu turn Gaza into a parking lot if Hamas doesn’t cough up ALL the hostages. The clock is ticking for those terrorist thugs!
Trump’s 20-point peace plan is GENIUS. Hostages back? Check. Hamas disarmed? Working on it. World peace? Coming soon!
And don’t even get me started on Iran! Thanks to Trump, they’re no longer a problem. MAGA!
Oh, and he’s casually working on ending the Russia-Ukraine war, too. Because that’s just how he rolls.
The media, of course, is still whining and crying about everything. SAD! But Trump is too busy making America great again to care. And CNN wants an interview? HA! They can dream on, folks. They should start by apologizing for 8 years of non-stop lies and fake news.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
