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Ace Frehley’s Officially an Ancient Alien at 74
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Ace Frehley’s Officially an Ancient Alien at 74

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! 🎸 Our favorite Spaceman, Ace Frehley, has officially crash-landed on that…

Ace Frehley’s Brain Explodes: Life Support Update
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Ace Frehley’s Brain Explodes: Life Support Update

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: According to TMZ.com, the one and only, the *legendary* (air quotes, people) KISS guitarist Ace Frehley is currently…

KISS Milks ‘Dressed To Kill’ for 50th Anniversary: Prepare for More Unheard Noise
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KISS Milks ‘Dressed To Kill’ for 50th Anniversary: Prepare for More Unheard Noise

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

OMG! 🙄 You won’t BELIEVE it! KISS, those dinosaurs 🦖, are releasing a 50th-anniversary edition of “Dressed To Kill” on…

DREAM THEATER Pukes Up ‘Barstool Warrior’ Performance Video From Upcoming ‘Quarantième: Live À Paris’ CD And Blu-Ray (Because Why Not)
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DREAM THEATER Pukes Up ‘Barstool Warrior’ Performance Video From Upcoming ‘Quarantième: Live À Paris’ CD And Blu-Ray (Because Why Not)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

🙄 OMG, get ready to clutch your pearls, because those Grammy-hoarding, allegedly “progressive” (debatable, tbh) music titans, DREAM THEATER, are…

Guitar God JOHN NORUM, Still Alive, Still Signs Deal For Tenth Album No One Asked For
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Guitar God JOHN NORUM, Still Alive, Still Signs Deal For Tenth Album No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

🎸OMG! John Norum, the dude who shreds in EUROPE (you know, that band your mom likes), has signed with Frontiers…

Mike Patton and The Avett Brothers Vomit Up New Ear-Bleeding Single ‘Heaven’s Breath’ From Diarrhea-Inducing Collab Album ‘AVTT/PTTN’
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Mike Patton and The Avett Brothers Vomit Up New Ear-Bleeding Single ‘Heaven’s Breath’ From Diarrhea-Inducing Collab Album ‘AVTT/PTTN’

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Oh, great, more music 🙄. As if we needed another reason to question the state of the industry. THE AVETT…

MAYHEM’s ‘Grand Declaration Of War’ Re-Released Because They Need More Money
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MAYHEM’s ‘Grand Declaration Of War’ Re-Released Because They Need More Money

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

MAYHEM: the band that proves you can get away with anything as long as you have corpse paint and a…

Behold: Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger Butchers Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’ at Sammy Hagar’s Birthday Kegger
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Behold: Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger Butchers Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’ at Sammy Hagar’s Birthday Kegger

Chord F. DiscordOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Sammy Hagar’s annual Birthday Bash 🤮🤮🤮 brought a bunch of has-beens, never-weres, and tequila-soaked nobodies to Cabo Wabo Cantina for,…

AGNOSTIC FRONT and DMC?! Is This a Joke?! ‘Matter of Life & Death’ or Matter of WTF?!
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AGNOSTIC FRONT and DMC?! Is This a Joke?! ‘Matter of Life & Death’ or Matter of WTF?!

Chord F. DiscordOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Your favorite geriatric punks, AGNOSTIC FRONT, are dropping a new album called “Echoes In Eternity”…

Danny Schuler of BIOHAZARD Boasts: “We Actually Try, Unlike Some Bands”
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Danny Schuler of BIOHAZARD Boasts: “We Actually Try, Unlike Some Bands”

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Oh, look! It’s BIOHAZARD back from the dead like that one zombie movie nobody remembers. 🧟‍♂️ In an EXCLUSIVE interview…

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