No Man’s Sky: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Anxiety Already, Here Comes A Swarm To Ruin Your Space Vacation
No Man’s Sky is back with another update, because you know what they say: “you can never have too many…
Tag: Space
VOIVOD’s AWAY Loses Brain Cells Trying to Keep Up with Bunch of Fancy Music Nerds in Orchestra Nightmare Come to Life
In a shocking turn of events, the Canadian heavy metal band VOIVOD has announced their upcoming album “Symphonique”, a live…
Mullin totally owns it at DHS somehow still not impeached yet
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. So, I was reading this article about how other countries are…
A Totally Not At All Biased Kid Who Definitely Didn’t Have His Parents Write This Review Totally Roasts The Mandalorian and Grogu Because Lets Be Real Its Just a Bunch of Nerds in Space Suits
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic review of The Mandalorian and Grogu ever? 🤣 I took…
Warner Bros Is Desperately Trying to Make You Watch Bugs Bunny Again Because Clearly You Weren’t Traumatized Enough by Elmer Fudd’s Singing
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 Warner Bros. has finally decided to treat the Looney…
What’s Coming To Amazon Prime Gaming In May 2026 Besides Another Excuse For You To Procrastinate And Waste Your Life Away On Video Games
Amazon has just announced its May 2026 Amazon Prime Gaming list of free games, because who doesn’t love free stuff,…
Fake news whines about Iran War benefiting America somehow
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey Gets a Trailer and Suddenly Homer’s Ancient Classic is About Space Time Continuum and ExplosionFilled Action Sequences
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie announcement of the century? 🎥🍿 I mean, it’s not…
Fortnite is Basically Going to Ruin Star Wars with a Cringeworthy Galaxy of Overhyped Content and a Darth Vader Game That Will Probably Give You Nightmares of His Breathing
Get ready for the most epic collaboration in gaming history: Fortnite is about to get a massive injection of Star…
I Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with My Life So I Decided to Drink the Nastiest Thing in the Galaxy aka Star Wars Blue Milk
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… 🚀👽 a man named George Lucas created a film called…