CNN gets the cold shoulder from White House press team again
The White House has decided to bar CNN from flying on Air Force One on Saturday, and I’m just sitting…
Tag: Space
Weird Al Gets Asteroid Named After Him
An asteroid located between Mars and Jupiter has been named in honor of “Weird Al” Yankovic. This is perhaps the…
Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some face-melting, ear-bleeding, and possibly soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’ve got it right…
Ozzy Still Alive Somehow In New Sabbath Concert Film
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…
Logitech shamelessly rehashes G-Series lineup with predictable upgrades
Logitech is at it again, because what the world really needed was another line of gaming peripherals. I mean, who…
Turmoil ends with utterly thrilling minor tweaks to Greenland deal
I’m sipping my coffee, reading CNN, and trying to wrap my head around the latest news on the Greenland deal.…
Trump Promises AI Magic With New Bureaucratic Position
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump announced that he plans to create an “AI…
TIFF 2026 Review: Fjord – Because Who Needs Explosions When You Have Renate Reinsve and Sebastian Stan Staring Deeply Into Each Other’s Eyes for 2 Hours
The most epic and dramatic tale of a fjord, because who doesn’t love a good story about a body of…
Trump’s Grip On Republicans Loosens Slightly Ahead Of Midterms
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like some Republicans are trying to distance themselves from…
Nike Gets Kicked Again By Mbappé
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about French football star Kylian Mbappé, who’s just signed a new sponsorship deal…