OMG! 💄 Sept 6, 6PM, Forbidden Planet (1956), dir. Fred M. Wilcox. Before Star Trek? Groundbreaking? 🙄 Robby the Robot? 🤖 More like Robby the Bore-bot! Electronic score? 😵💫 More like ear-splitting torture! Landmark? More like a landmine of clichés! 7PM: Nate Wyckoff will introduce this snoozefest. $4 off 2 drinks? Desperate much? 🤣Vintage COOL? More like vintage FOOL! 😂
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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