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Xavier University Spends Millions on a Party for Being Old While Students Still Pay Off Loans
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Xavier University Spends Millions on a Party for Being Old While Students Still Pay Off Loans

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Event ended: Centennial Celebration for Xavier University — Queen City Style. Sunday, Jan 25 from 2:30 pm to 6:30 pm…

Toddler Gets Frequent Flyer Miles in ICE’s Version of a Field Trip After Mistakenly Being Taken from Minnesota to Texas and Back Before Bedtime
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Toddler Gets Frequent Flyer Miles in ICE’s Version of a Field Trip After Mistakenly Being Taken from Minnesota to Texas and Back Before Bedtime

Big ElephantJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

EXCLUSIVE: Deep State Judges and Radical Left Protesters in Minnesota Thwart President Trump’s Heroic ICE Agents During Routine Operation! Patriots,…

Wuthering Waves Players Arrive 1 Minute Late, Forced to Watch Startorch Academy Winter Fair Through Closed Doors
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Wuthering Waves Players Arrive 1 Minute Late, Forced to Watch Startorch Academy Winter Fair Through Closed Doors

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 24, 2026

💸 Spend $110 to get 2 keychains & 2 ID cards because that’s how “free gifts” work. 🎉 First-come, first-served!…

Newsom Trolls Trump in Davos, So the President Hit Back With the Maturity of a 12-Year-Old on Xbox Live
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Newsom Trolls Trump in Davos, So the President Hit Back With the Maturity of a 12-Year-Old on Xbox Live

Big ElephantJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

GLOBALIST DAVOS ELITES SEETHING AS PRESIDENT TRUMP AMERICAS FIRST ALPHA MALE DOMINATES WORLD STAGE The World Economic Forum in Davos,…

BRING ME THE HORIZON Announces ‘L.I.V.E. In São Paulo (Live Immersive Virtual Experiment)’ Cinema Event
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BRING ME THE HORIZON Announces ‘L.I.V.E. In São Paulo (Live Immersive Virtual Experiment)’ Cinema Event

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

🚨 ALERT: METAL GODS BLESS MORTALS WITH “L.I.V.E. IN SÃO PAULO” 🚨 Brace Yourselves for the Most “Immersive” Experience Since…

City Of La Vergne Officially Dedicates A Day To Megadeth Because Everyone Knows Rust In Peace Is The Only True Form Of Government
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City Of La Vergne Officially Dedicates A Day To Megadeth Because Everyone Knows Rust In Peace Is The Only True Form Of Government

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

🚨BREAKING: The City of La Vergne, Tennessee has officially declared January 17, 2026, as “Megadeth Day,” because nothing screams “thrash…

MEGADETH Drops ‘Puppet Parade’ and Proves They Still Have Strings Attached to the 80s
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MEGADETH Drops ‘Puppet Parade’ and Proves They Still Have Strings Attached to the 80s

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE THRASH GODS! 🚨 Dave Mustaine Has Officially Announced MEGADETH’s Final Album, and Yes, It Includes…

Far-Right Influencer Gets Steamrolled by Peace-Loving Counter-Protestors After Bringing Only Three Dudebros to Minneapolis Rally
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Far-Right Influencer Gets Steamrolled by Peace-Loving Counter-Protestors After Bringing Only Three Dudebros to Minneapolis Rally

Big ElephantJanuary 18, 2026January 18, 2026

Based on a True Story: A J6 Hero Gets a Taste of Minnesota Nice in Minneapolis! Grab your popcorn, patriots,…

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Trust in the Art Market? Let’s Party Like It’s 1929

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Get ready for Houston’s most exclusive event where the art is obscure, the jazz is live, and the price is…

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Afrobeats Throws a 95 Theses–Style Reformation Party on MLK Weekend, Declaring a New Church of Drumming and Dances

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 17, 2026

Prepare your most chaotic dance moves for the MLK Weekend takeover, because nothing honors history like dropping it low to…

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