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Ex-JOURNEY’s Steve Perry Opens Up His Magical Closet of Nostalgia for Holiday Charity Auction (No, You Can’t Bid on His Sweaters)
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Ex-JOURNEY’s Steve Perry Opens Up His Magical Closet of Nostalgia for Holiday Charity Auction (No, You Can’t Bid on His Sweaters)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

Move Over, Santa! Steve Perry Is Coming To Town With A Holiday Auction That’ll Make You Sell Your Soul (And…

First Official Game Based On The Boys Finally Lets You Live Out Your Superhero Fantasies (And By That We Mean Getting Exploded By Homelander)
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First Official Game Based On The Boys Finally Lets You Live Out Your Superhero Fantasies (And By That We Mean Getting Exploded By Homelander)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

🐄 Holy Cow! The Boys Are Back—And This Time, They’re in VR So You Can Virtually Puke from Blood, Gore,…

“LA Warehouses Dumping Grandma’s Old Junk Calls It ‘Vintage’ to Scam Hipsters”
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“LA Warehouses Dumping Grandma’s Old Junk Calls It ‘Vintage’ to Scam Hipsters”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 8, 2025

🚨Breaking News: LA Vintage’s $6/lb Clothes Bonanza—Because Who Needs Self-Respect?🚨 📍 **Location**: 13003 S Figueroa St, Los Angeles, CA 90061…

Korn Drummer’s Studio: Prepare for Disappointment
Okay, here's your dose of musical mayhem. Prepare to have your eardrums… mildly amused. 🤣
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Korn Drummer’s Studio: Prepare for Disappointment

Chord F. DiscordDecember 5, 2025December 5, 2025

KORN‘s Ray Luzier, the dude who hits things for a living, just dropped a THIRTEEN-MINUTE video showcasing his “Lose Yer…

PANTERA: Fully Authorized Photo Book Coming Spring 2026 (If You Actually Care)
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PANTERA: Fully Authorized Photo Book Coming Spring 2026 (If You Actually Care)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

Oh, great. Just what the world needed: another “Pantera” (but not really) cash-grab coffee table book from Rufus Publications, featuring…

Warframe: The Old Peace Update – Prepare for Disappointment on December 10th
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Warframe: The Old Peace Update – Prepare for Disappointment on December 10th

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Warframe is FINALLY giving us The Old Peace on December 10th! 🗓️ Get ready to have your mind…

Meet the Ogryn: Darktide’s Lovable Brute (Who Probably Eats Rocks)
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Meet the Ogryn: Darktide’s Lovable Brute (Who Probably Eats Rocks)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Behold, the Hive Scum! 🪰 Arriving in Warhammer 40,000: Darktide like the digital equivalent of space-trash someone fished out of…

The GEMS Declare ‘Year Of The Snake’ – Prepare for Hiss-terical Melodies
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The GEMS Declare ‘Year Of The Snake’ – Prepare for Hiss-terical Melodies

Chord F. DiscordNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

THE GEMS, the Swedish “hard rock” band featuring former THUNDERMOTHER (more like THUNDER-BORING, amirite?) members Guernica Mancini (vocals – allegedly),…

GOP Tantrum Over Trump’s Mystery Health Plan: A Comedy Show in the Making
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GOP Tantrum Over Trump’s Mystery Health Plan: A Comedy Show in the Making

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining that some RINOs are squawking about President Trump’s AMAZING new…

Sisu Unchained: An Intimate Chat With the Finnish Dream Team of Helander & Tommila About Their Quest for Sweet, Sweet Vengeance
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Sisu Unchained: An Intimate Chat With the Finnish Dream Team of Helander & Tommila About Their Quest for Sweet, Sweet Vengeance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 💅, because Sisu, that Finnish flick about an old dude who’s basically a one-man army against…

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