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Tag: Tech

Oh great AI critic rising to fame now what
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Oh great AI critic rising to fame now what

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Joe Allen, a guy who used to set up concert lighting and sound…

AI stocks tanking again because tech bubble popping maybe
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI stocks tanking again because tech bubble popping maybe

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the tech stock traders who are getting a little testy about the high…

Because You Clearly Needed More FIFA Sponsored Stuff
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Because You Clearly Needed More FIFA Sponsored Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Oh joy, another brand trying to make a name for itself in the already overcrowded TV market. But hey, when…

Breaking News Toy Story 5 Just Broke All the Records and Your Childhood is Officially Over Now
Breaking, Movie News

Breaking News Toy Story 5 Just Broke All the Records and Your Childhood is Officially Over Now

FinnJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, it appears that toys have finally surpassed tech in the ultimate battle of awesomeness…

Amazon Abruptly Cancels Movie About Sam Altman Because Let’s Be Real Who Cares About Some Guy and His AI Company Anyway
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Amazon Abruptly Cancels Movie About Sam Altman Because Let’s Be Real Who Cares About Some Guy and His AI Company Anyway

FinnJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

The movie industry is just full of drama, and we’re not just talking about the movies themselves πŸΏπŸ‘€. A big-time…

How AI Is Secretly Controlling Your Streaming and Gaming Experiences and You’re Probably Too Dumb to Notice
The Magic of AI: Because Your Buffering Videos and Laggy Games Were Getting Old πŸ™„
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How AI Is Secretly Controlling Your Streaming and Gaming Experiences and You’re Probably Too Dumb to Notice

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Remember the good old times when a video wouldn’t load on your computer, or a game was rendered unplayable during…

The Commodore Callback 8020 Because You Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough With a Real Smartphone
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The Commodore Callback 8020 Because You Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough With a Real Smartphone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🚨πŸ’₯ Commodore and Jolla have teamed up to bring you the…

Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen
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Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat πŸΏπŸ‘€! Fox Corp. just announced that it’s buying out Roku for…

Why Isn’t Jesse Eisenberg in ‘The Social Network’ Sequel Because Clearly the World Was Just Missing a Second Helping of Aaron Sorkin’s Ego and More Scenes of Mark Zuckerberg Eating Cereal
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Why Isn’t Jesse Eisenberg in ‘The Social Network’ Sequel Because Clearly the World Was Just Missing a Second Helping of Aaron Sorkin’s Ego and More Scenes of Mark Zuckerberg Eating Cereal

FinnJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

It’s been a whopping 16 years since Jesse Eisenberg first played the role of Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network,…

Geezer Butler OBVIOUSLY Ripping Off Jaco Pastorius But Credits Some Old Dudes Like Jack Bruce Instead
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Geezer Butler OBVIOUSLY Ripping Off Jaco Pastorius But Credits Some Old Dudes Like Jack Bruce Instead

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🀣 Fender has just shared a new episode of “Lowdown On The…

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