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INDIA: NUS MTech Virtual Preview – Because Who Needs Real Campus Life Anyway?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 20, 2026

Want to be a tech wizard? NUS has your back! Ready to transform into a digital guru? NUS ISS is…

Toy Story 5 Trailer: Plastic Playthings Prepare to Throw Down Against Silicon Valley’s Shiny Gadgets — Let the Glitchy Games Begin!
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Toy Story 5 Trailer: Plastic Playthings Prepare to Throw Down Against Silicon Valley’s Shiny Gadgets — Let the Glitchy Games Begin!

FinnFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Oh, great, another Toy Story movie. Because we definitely needed Woody to go through yet another existential crisis over a…

Apple’s iCloud: The Secret Playground for Inappropriate Content, Says West Virginia AG | CNN Business
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Apple’s iCloud: The Secret Playground for Inappropriate Content, Says West Virginia AG | CNN Business

Big ElephantFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Big Tech Giant Apple Sued for Protecting Predators Over Kids—Where’s the Outrage? In yet another shocking example of woke corporate…

The Ghost in the Shell: Tabletop Roleplaying Game is about to haunt your gaming table, and your sanity!
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The Ghost in the Shell: Tabletop Roleplaying Game is about to haunt your gaming table, and your sanity!

FinnFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Mantic Games has announced The Ghost in the Shell: Tabletop Roleplaying Game, based on the pioneering cyberpunk manga by legendary…

5 things to know for Feb. 18: Social media circus, Epstein’s spooky ranch, Nancy’s drama, Boat crashes, and nuclear charades
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

5 things to know for Feb. 18: Social media circus, Epstein’s spooky ranch, Nancy’s drama, Boat crashes, and nuclear charades

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Oh boy, what a day! Let’s dive into today’s top stories, folks! 1️⃣ Social media trialMeta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is…

Microsoft throws $50 billion at AI inequality while secretly hoping robots will pay taxes and buy yachts
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Microsoft throws $50 billion at AI inequality while secretly hoping robots will pay taxes and buy yachts

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Microsoft Announces $50 Billion Global AI Giveaway — or Just Another Liberal Guilt Trip? In a move that’s either shockingly…

Valve Blames RAM Shortages, Fans Blame Valve’s Marketing Team For Steam Deck Stock Chaos
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Valve Blames RAM Shortages, Fans Blame Valve’s Marketing Team For Steam Deck Stock Chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Oh no, not the Steam Deck! The beloved handheld gaming PC that lets you play Elden Ring on the toilet…

CYPRESS COLLEGE RADIOLOGIC TECHNOLOGY INFO SESSION: WHERE X-RAYS MEET EXCITEMENT (AND CONFUSION)
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CYPRESS COLLEGE RADIOLOGIC TECHNOLOGY INFO SESSION: WHERE X-RAYS MEET EXCITEMENT (AND CONFUSION)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 16, 2026

Rad Tech Info Session — Because who doesn’t want to learn how to zap people for a living? 🧟‍♂️⚡ 📅…

“Global Power Platform Bootcamp Lima 2026: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Tech Bootcamp in the Middle of Nowhere?”
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“Global Power Platform Bootcamp Lima 2026: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Tech Bootcamp in the Middle of Nowhere?”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Oh, claro, porque tu vida no estaba lo suficientemente emocionante sin un bootcamp virtual sobre Power Platform. 🗓️ 13 de…

US Military’s Laser Gun Dreams Cause El Paso Airport to Hit the Pause Button
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US Military’s Laser Gun Dreams Cause El Paso Airport to Hit the Pause Button

Big ElephantFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Trump’s America Leads the World in Laser Defense Tech While Libs Whine About “Safety” Breaking news, patriots: while the Democrats…

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