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Iowa Kicks Trans Rights to the Curb, Because Corn and Gender Identity Don’t Mix
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Iowa Kicks Trans Rights to the Curb, Because Corn and Gender Identity Don’t Mix

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Another day, another victory for common sense! Iowa has bravely removed gender identity from its civil rights code, and about…

Riley Gaines Triumphs, Triggering Libs With Epic Wins Against Transgender Swimmer Lia Thomas
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Riley Gaines Triumphs, Triggering Libs With Epic Wins Against Transgender Swimmer Lia Thomas

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Folks, can you believe the liberal media is STILL whining about Lia Thomas? They’re painting Riley Gaines as some kind…

Savatage’s 2025 Comeback: Johnny Lee Middleton States the Obvious
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Savatage’s 2025 Comeback: Johnny Lee Middleton States the Obvious

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 💥 interview with Eonmusic at Hellfest 2025, SAVATAGE bassist Johnny Lee Middleton revealed the band’s ingenious…

UPenn to Trans Athletes: “You Can’t Sit With Us” (and Lia Thomas? Never Heard of Her)
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UPenn to Trans Athletes: “You Can’t Sit With Us” (and Lia Thomas? Never Heard of Her)

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Finally, some sanity prevails, thanks to President Trump’s unwavering commitment to REAL women’s sports! The radical leftist agenda of allowing…

NYC, San Fran, and Other Woke Havens to Celebrate Rainbow Month with Parties and Performative Protests, Bless Their Hearts
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NYC, San Fran, and Other Woke Havens to Celebrate Rainbow Month with Parties and Performative Protests, Bless Their Hearts

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Ah, yes, it’s that time of year again when the alphabet people take over our streets with their rainbow-infused propaganda.…

GWAR’s Geriatric ‘Return Of Gor Gor’ Tour: Sponsored by Depends, Featuring Bands You’ve (Probably) Never Heard Of
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GWAR’s Geriatric ‘Return Of Gor Gor’ Tour: Sponsored by Depends, Featuring Bands You’ve (Probably) Never Heard Of

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

OMG 😱, you guys, like, GWAR, those totally underground 🙄 shock rockers, are doing this thing called “The Return of…

Savatage’s Back in Europe After 23 Years: Did Anyone Notice?
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Savatage’s Back in Europe After 23 Years: Did Anyone Notice?

Chord F. DiscordJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Oh, honey, bless their hearts. SAVATAGE, the band your grandpa probably told you was “progressive,” finally crawled out of whatever…

Gamerella’s Mentorship Program: Because Apparently Games Weren’t Confusing Enough Already
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Gamerella’s Mentorship Program: Because Apparently Games Weren’t Confusing Enough Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 31, 2025May 31, 2025

Oh, look, another “nonprofit” swooping in to “save” the gaming industry! 🙄 GAMERella, bless their little hearts, is launching a…

HBO Bends the Knee to Rowling: Trans Rights? Apparently Not as Magical as Galleons! 🤑
J.K. Rowling: The TERF Who Conquered Capitalism (and HBO) 👑
Movie News

HBO Bends the Knee to Rowling: Trans Rights? Apparently Not as Magical as Galleons! 🤑

Finn McFrameNovember 22, 2024November 22, 2024

Well, well, well! It seems like the goblins at HBO have finally done their math. Turns out, «canceling» J.K. Rowling…

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  5. Sleek Assassin on 🤠 Amazon Reinvents Mass Effect: Forget the Reapers, Meet Galactic Two-Day Shipping!April 25, 2025

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