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Titan Quest II Early Access: Prepare to Yawn Your Way Through Ancient Greece Again
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Titan Quest II Early Access: Prepare to Yawn Your Way Through Ancient Greece Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh. My. Gods. ๐Ÿ™„ Another ARPG? Seriously? Is this what we’re doing now? Just churning out the same old formula…

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Hiroshima, Gaza, and a Movie- Because History Never Repeats Itself, Right?

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ’ฃ Humanity for Peace & friends are hosting a snooze-fest on August 16th, 2025, NYC, 1 PM-5 PM. Venue…

Pink Flamingos: Finally, a Movie That Smells as Bad as It Looks
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Pink Flamingos: Finally, a Movie That Smells as Bad as It Looks

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

OMG! RCG & See It On 16mm Present: John Watersโ€™ Pink Flamingos at Back To The Grind! ๐Ÿคฎ Prepare for…

Boys Head to Jupiter, Leaving IQs Behind
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Boys Head to Jupiter, Leaving IQs Behind

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Billy 5000 (Jack Corbett) in Florida post-Xmas is hustling on Grubster to make $5,000 by New Year’s Eve!**…

Abi Sanchez, queen of Saturdays, probably
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Abi Sanchez, queen of Saturdays, probably

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**Abi Sanchez**, a Chicago-based comedian since 2010, ๐Ÿ˜‚ will perform at The Comedy Bar! Enjoy legendary deep-dish pizza๐Ÿ• and signature…

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON (2025 Live Action) | Prepare to Cringe: Outdoor Movie Event
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HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON (2025 Live Action) | Prepare to Cringe: Outdoor Movie Event

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**OMG! BIGflixx presents Movies Beats & Eats! ๐Ÿ™„ FREE movies ALL summer! Cheap snacks, food trucks, & music! Donate so…

More Than Meets the Eye: Giant Robots Invade Quaint Drive-In, Hilarity Ensues
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More Than Meets the Eye: Giant Robots Invade Quaint Drive-In, Hilarity Ensues

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**Misquamicut Drive-in: ๐ŸŽฌ 8:30 PM? No escape! ๐Ÿš— One ticket = clown car. 6:30 PM: land grab for parking spots.…

Star Wars: The Geriatric Rebellion
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Star Wars: The Geriatric Rebellion

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**Welcome to Asbury Hotel! ๐Ÿ™„ Doors at 8:00 PM, movie at 8:45 PM (+)! ๐Ÿคฃ Enter via the Rooftop Elevator…

Trick or Treat: More Like Trick, LOL
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Trick or Treat: More Like Trick, LOL

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

Join us to honor Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of Darkness (lol๐Ÿคฃ), whose impact will never fade. A night of horror,…

iLxVE Film: Prepare to be mildly amused by some short films
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iLxVE Film: Prepare to be mildly amused by some short films

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ The LxVE Collective presents: iLxVE Film: Short Film Showcase!**๐Ÿ“Hello Stranger โ€“ Los Angeles, CA.๐Ÿ—“๏ธFriday, August 16, 6:00 PM…

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