Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish
The Rambo franchise has been a wild ride, folks, and it’s about to get even wilder. Sylvester Stallone, the man…
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Senate Finally Does Something About College Sports
The Senate just passed a major bill to overhaul college athletics, and I almost choked on my coffee reading about…
Republicans Somehow Fail Again In Missouri
The Supreme Court has rejected an effort to use a new congressional map in Missouri for the November midterm elections,…
TIFF 2026 Review: Up Against It – Wow What a Total Waste of Potential Apparently
The title card of Up Against It is like a warning sign, a giant neon flag waving in the air,…
BLACKIE LAWLESS saves America with patriotic common sense
Oh boy, where do I even start with this? Blackie Lawless, the legendary frontman of W.A.S.P., recently appeared on the…
Polyphia Blesses Us With New Album Because You Clearly Needed More Guitar Wankery
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some instrumentally-gifted, genre-bending, and potentially-soul-crushing music? 🤯 Because POLYPHIA just announced their fifth…
Possessed’s Jeff Becerra Promises To Ruin His Legacy With Annual Albums
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… POSSESSED…
Lakers Owners Can’t Stop Fighting Over Their Own Team
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Los Angeles Lakers, one of the most iconic basketball teams…
Howard University Reinstates Majority of Students It Initially Didn’t Want
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the drama going on at Howard University. Apparently, over 200 of the…
AI stocks tanking again because tech bubble popping maybe
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the tech stock traders who are getting a little testy about the high…