Trump throws a tantrum over Beijing’s piggy bank, world trembles

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Folks, CNN is at it again, pushing their globalist agenda! Apparently, President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “waging a trade war” by daring to stand up to the BRICS nations.

Trump is threatening these countries with tariffs? Good! They’re probably all in cahoots with the Deep State anyway. BRICS is just a fancy club for countries that don’t like America, probably funded by Soros and the Clintons. They want to “degenerate our dollar”? Of course they do! It’s all part of the leftist plan to destroy our economy and turn us into a socialist wasteland.

Lula from Brazil is talking about alternatives to the dollar? Sounds like communist talk to me. These countries claim they’re not “anti-Western,” but we all know what that really means. They’re just trying to undermine American power.

Modi from India is worried about BRICS replacing global institutions? Maybe he’s not as woke as we thought. But don’t worry, President Trump will set them straight. He’s the only one who can save us from these globalist schemes!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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