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Tag: Zombie

Minecraft LAME September 2025: A “Recap” Of The Same Old Promises
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Minecraft LAME September 2025: A “Recap” Of The Same Old Promises

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Oh boy, another Minecraft LIVE! 🎉 As if we needed more blocks in our lives. Mojang Studios, bless their blocky…

MUDVAYNE Plays Youngstown, Ohio: Prepare for 25 Years of L.D. 50 (as if you care) in Summer 2025
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MUDVAYNE Plays Youngstown, Ohio: Prepare for 25 Years of L.D. 50 (as if you care) in Summer 2025

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Oh. My. Glob. 🙄 Someone actually filmed MUDVAYNE’s entire September 17 gig at the Covelli Centre in Youngstown, Ohio. You…

ANTHRAX Guitarist Desperate Much? Begs Ex-Singer for Bandmate
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ANTHRAX Guitarist Desperate Much? Begs Ex-Singer for Bandmate

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh, sweet Zombie Jesus, John Bush is back! 🎤 Yes, you heard it right, the dude who tried to replace…

Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently
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Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently

FinnSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Marvel Zombies, or as I like to call it, “Marvel’s Latest Attempt to Milk Your Nostalgia,” is a four-episode animated…

Who Cares Where It Matters
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Who Cares Where It Matters

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Another zombie flick! 🧟‍♀️ A mom named Julie & a priest named Chris trapped in a gas station…

MUDVAYNE Drops Another Banger Called ‘Sticks And Stones’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)
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MUDVAYNE Drops Another Banger Called ‘Sticks And Stones’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Oh em gee, you guize! 🤪 Those face-painted weirdos, MUDVAYNE (aka Chad Gray – the whiniest vocalist ever 😭, Greg…

Iron Maiden’s Nicko McBrain and Bruce Dickinson to haunt the Monsterpalooza Convention—Prepare for a ‘Thriller’ of a Time
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Iron Maiden’s Nicko McBrain and Bruce Dickinson to haunt the Monsterpalooza Convention—Prepare for a ‘Thriller’ of a Time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

OMG! 😱😱😱 Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? No, wait, it’s just IRON MAIDEN’s geriatric 👴🏻 drummer, Nicko…

Gamescom 2025: Resident Evil Requiem—Oh Look, Another Zombie Game
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Gamescom 2025: Resident Evil Requiem—Oh Look, Another Zombie Game

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

OMG! 😱 Calling Resident Evil Requiem “one of the most anticipated games” is a HUGE stretch. 🙄 After EIGHT years…

28 Years Later Trailer Drops: More Blood, More Ralph, Still No Cure
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28 Years Later Trailer Drops: More Blood, More Ralph, Still No Cure

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sony Pictures just dropped the lamest trailer EVER for 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple! 🙄 It’s like…

White House desperately tries to convince you Trump’s not a zombie | CNN Politics
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White House desperately tries to convince you Trump’s not a zombie | CNN Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re pushing the narrative that our glorious President Trump is somehow unwell…

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