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Ghost to haunt North America in the bleak midwinter of 2026 (if we’re all still here)
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Ghost to haunt North America in the bleak midwinter of 2026 (if we’re all still here)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ GHOST, those Swedish purveyors ofโ€ฆ uhโ€ฆ *theatrical rock* (whatever that means), have apparently decided to bless us with…

John 5 Spills the Tea: 3 Guitar Gods Who Didn’t Make Him Change His Mind About Anything, But Sounded Okay
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John 5 Spills the Tea: 3 Guitar Gods Who Didn’t Make Him Change His Mind About Anything, But Sounded Okay

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

In a new interview with Christina Rowatt and Chris Enriquez of the We Wreck Records podcast, some guy named John…

Minecraft LAME September 2025: A “Recap” Of The Same Old Promises
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Minecraft LAME September 2025: A “Recap” Of The Same Old Promises

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Oh boy, another Minecraft LIVE! ๐ŸŽ‰ As if we needed more blocks in our lives. Mojang Studios, bless their blocky…

MUDVAYNE Plays Youngstown, Ohio: Prepare for 25 Years of L.D. 50 (as if you care) in Summer 2025
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MUDVAYNE Plays Youngstown, Ohio: Prepare for 25 Years of L.D. 50 (as if you care) in Summer 2025

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Oh. My. Glob. ๐Ÿ™„ Someone actually filmed MUDVAYNE’s entire September 17 gig at the Covelli Centre in Youngstown, Ohio. You…

ANTHRAX Guitarist Desperate Much? Begs Ex-Singer for Bandmate
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ANTHRAX Guitarist Desperate Much? Begs Ex-Singer for Bandmate

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh, sweet Zombie Jesus, John Bush is back! ๐ŸŽค Yes, you heard it right, the dude who tried to replace…

Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently
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Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently

FinnSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Marvel Zombies, or as I like to call it, “Marvel’s Latest Attempt to Milk Your Nostalgia,” is a four-episode animated…

Who Cares Where It Matters
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Who Cares Where It Matters

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Another zombie flick! ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ A mom named Julie & a priest named Chris trapped in a gas station…

MUDVAYNE Drops Another Banger Called ‘Sticks And Stones’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)
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MUDVAYNE Drops Another Banger Called ‘Sticks And Stones’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Oh em gee, you guize! ๐Ÿคช Those face-painted weirdos, MUDVAYNE (aka Chad Gray โ€“ the whiniest vocalist ever ๐Ÿ˜ญ, Greg…

Iron Maiden’s Nicko McBrain and Bruce Dickinson to haunt the Monsterpalooza Conventionโ€”Prepare for a ‘Thriller’ of a Time
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Iron Maiden’s Nicko McBrain and Bruce Dickinson to haunt the Monsterpalooza Conventionโ€”Prepare for a ‘Thriller’ of a Time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? No, wait, it’s just IRON MAIDEN’s geriatric ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป drummer, Nicko…

Gamescom 2025: Resident Evil Requiemโ€”Oh Look, Another Zombie Game
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Gamescom 2025: Resident Evil Requiemโ€”Oh Look, Another Zombie Game

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Calling Resident Evil Requiem “one of the most anticipated games” is a HUGE stretch. ๐Ÿ™„ After EIGHT years…

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