Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
DEMON HUNTER, those paragons of… something, are bravely embarking on a U.S. tour this late summer/early fall. Prepare yourselves (or…
Oh, sweet baby Satan, THE CULT, those purveyors of slightly-above-average rock anthems for the tragically unhip, are back! 🎉 They’re…
Listen up, snowflakes! The Gayming Foundation, a brand-new 501(c)(3) nonprofit and the oh-so-necessary sister org to Gayming Magazine, has officially…
Oh, sweet zombie Jesus, can you believe it? Routine, the game that was supposed to drop back when the Mayan…
70000 Tons Of Metal, or as I like to call it, “70000 Tons of Disappointment,” has bravely announced a change…
Oh, great, more content for Dead by Daylight. As if we needed more reasons to get camped in the basement.…
Oh my god, can you even believe this? MEGADETH, those geriatric thrash metal dudes, are STILL trying to stay relevant…
So, get this: Vocalist Oscar Garcia’s ego trip, I mean, version of TERRORIZER, cleverly disguised as TERRORIZER LA (because originality…
Oh noes! 😱 Neil Druckmann, the supposed “genius” behind The Last of Us (you know, that zombie show everyone pretends…
In a move that will SHOCK absolutely nobody (except maybe the 228,000 employees who just got yeeted out the door),…
