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Day: November 8, 2024

Democrats Search For Answers After Trump Victory
The Onion

Democrats Search For Answers After Trump Victory

FinnNovember 8, 2024November 8, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionDemocrats across the country were left in disbelief as they confronted the reality of another Donald Trump presidency,…

Here Is A Complete List Of The Rights You Just Lost Now That Trump Has Been Elected
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Here Is A Complete List Of The Rights You Just Lost Now That Trump Has Been Elected

FinnNovember 8, 2024November 8, 2024

Trump is now President-Elect and we are now living in the Handmaid’s Tale and all our rights are gone and…

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What To Know About Zyn

FinnNovember 8, 2024

The OnionZyn, a brand of nicotine pouches, has surged in popularity, particularly among young men. Here is what you need…

Yoda Goes Black, Chewbacca’s New Pronouns: Lucasfilm’s Wild Plans for Star Wars 😱🌟
Lucasfilm Strikes Again: New Star Wars Trilogy Promises More Diversity – And Fewer Jedi” 😂✨
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Yoda Goes Black, Chewbacca’s New Pronouns: Lucasfilm’s Wild Plans for Star Wars 😱🌟

FinnNovember 8, 2024

Lucasfilm has done it again, folks. Just when you thought the Star Wars universe couldn’t squeeze out another plot twist,…

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