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Day: November 5, 2024

😱 New Days of Thunder Sequel Set to Drive Woke Hollywood Wild! 🏁πŸ’₯
Tom Cruise's Shocking Makeover in Days of Thunder 2 β€” From Racer to Activist? πŸ‘€πŸ”₯
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😱 New Days of Thunder Sequel Set to Drive Woke Hollywood Wild! 🏁πŸ’₯

FinnNovember 5, 2024November 5, 2024

Tom Cruise is reportedly back on the track β€” but this time, he’s doing laps around political correctness! At 62…

Gender Gap: Woman Only Gets 78% The Vote Man Gets
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Gender Gap: Woman Only Gets 78% The Vote Man Gets

FinnNovember 5, 2024November 6, 2024

U.S. β€” The gender gap was once again proven to be real as a woman was only awarded 78% of…

Trump Beats Another Woman
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Trump Beats Another Woman

FinnNovember 5, 2024November 6, 2024

U.S. β€” President Donald Trump has officially beaten yet another woman, remaining undefeated against women. Β Β Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame,…

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