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Day: November 23, 2024

Local Man Passes Bar Exam After Just One Week Of Watching ‘The View’
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Local Man Passes Bar Exam After Just One Week Of Watching ‘The View’

November 23, 2024

KANSAS CITY, MO — Local man Kevin Marlow successfully passed the bar exam today, after preparing by simply watching The…

Musk Announces Plan To Buy MSNBC And Turn It Into A News Network
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Musk Announces Plan To Buy MSNBC And Turn It Into A News Network

November 23, 2024

U.S. — In a dramatic move that could shake up the media industry, Elon Musk has announced his intent to…

After Playing Steve In Minecraft Movie, Jack Black to Play Lara Croft
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After Playing Steve In Minecraft Movie, Jack Black to Play Lara Croft

November 23, 2024

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Following his portrayal as Steve in the Minecraft movie, Jack Black has announced that he has just…

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