Well-Adjusted Adult Man Pins Emotional State For Next Three Days On 19-Year-Old Kicking Oblong Ball Between Sticks
DAYTON, OH — A grown, adult male generally regarded as mentally sound pinned his entire emotional well-being for the next…
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Man Torn Between Burning His Eyeballs With Old Timey Car Cigarette Lighter And Watching ‘Love, Actually’
NORFOLK, VA — Local man Jason Thompson pondered heavily this morning whether to burn his eyeballs with an old car…
Parents Completely Jacked 3 Months Into Retirement
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