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Day: November 18, 2024

The Onion

RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little

FinnNovember 18, 2024November 18, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Promising to end what he has called a “war on public health” by the federal government, Robert F.…

Spirit Airlines Announces They Will Tell You Why They Went Bankrupt For An Added Fee Of $50
Babylon Bee

Spirit Airlines Announces They Will Tell You Why They Went Bankrupt For An Added Fee Of $50

FinnNovember 18, 2024November 18, 2024

DANIA BEACH, FL — Spirit Airlines has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, and for a small additional fee of…

✨ STALKER 2: The Game So Dangerous, Russia Is Afraid of It – Here’s Why ⚡️
🚨 Russia vs. STALKER 2: The Battle of «Enemy Ideologies» 🌟
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✨ STALKER 2: The Game So Dangerous, Russia Is Afraid of It – Here’s Why ⚡️

FinnNovember 18, 2024November 18, 2024

In a twist of reality that even the most imaginative minds couldn’t have foreseen, the long-awaited video game from Ukrainian…

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