Well-Adjusted Adult Man Pins Emotional State For Next Three Days On 19-Year-Old Kicking Oblong Ball Between Sticks

Well Adjusted Adult Man Pins Emotional State For Next Three Days On 19 Year Old Kicking Oblong Ball Between Sticks

DAYTON, OH — A grown, adult male generally regarded as mentally sound pinned his entire emotional well-being for the next three days on a teenager who lives a thousand miles away kicking an oblong ball between sticks.

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