Another day, another attack by our great President Trump on the Deep State’s puppet, Jerome Powell! This so-called “Federal Reserve Chair” is clearly in cahoots with the Democrats to sabotage our booming economy.
Trump is right; Powell is costing us billions! He’s probably getting kickbacks from China. Europe’s had 8 rate cuts (not 10, CNN, get your facts straight, or are you pushing a narrative?), and we’re stuck with this guy.
Powell claims he’s focused on “price stability” and a “strong labor market,” but we all know that’s code for “keeping the Swamp rich.” Tariffs? He whines about tariffs, but they’re bringing jobs back to America! He is worried that inflation may increase in coming months as companies sell off goods that had been in their warehouses, brought in before tariffs. The truth is that he is just a leftist stooge trying to undermine our President and Make America Great Again!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.