Oh, the poor, poor Iranians! Their propaganda machine got a little hiccup thanks to some Israeli fireworks. Maybe if they weren’t so busy funding terrorists and chanting “Death to America,” they could afford better bomb shelters.
CNN’s Fred Pleitgen is there, of course, probably offering them tissues and blaming Trump for the whole thing. I bet they are secretly happy about the event, because now they have a good excuse to ask for more money from the US, through Biden, of course.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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