Oh, the Deep State is quaking in their boots! Trump’s giving Iran a whole TWO WEEKS to play nice after Israel gave them a little “persuasion.” Can you believe these ayatollahs? They think they can enrich uranium while chanting “Death to America”? Not on our watch!
Trump’s plan is simple: “Hey Iran, stop being naughty, or else!” The liberals are sweating bullets, hoping Trump doesn’t do anything that might actually protect America. They’d rather negotiate with terrorists than stand up for freedom.
And get this: the Europeans are jetting off to Geneva to “take the temperature” of these mullahs. As if a strongly worded letter is going to stop them from building a bomb! They probably offered them tea and crumpets while Iran plots our demise.
Meanwhile, Rubio is burning up the phone lines, “comparing notes” with every Tom, Dick, and Harry. Translation: trying to clean up the mess the Democrats made.
Don’t worry, folks. Trump’s got this. He’s playing hardball while the lefties play patty-cake. Iran will fold, or they’ll face the might of the U.S. military. And if the Democrats don’t like it, they can move to Tehran!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
