Oh, the drama in D.C. never ends! Looks like Senator Murkowski, bless her heart, held up President Trump’s “big, beautiful bill” to ransom for some Alaskan goodies. You know, because who cares about the rest of America when Alaska needs another bridge to nowhere?
And of course, CNN is there to paint her as some kind of hero, “struggling mightily” for her constituents. Give me a break! She’s just another swamp creature, making sure her state gets a bigger slice of the pie, while the rest of us foot the bill. I bet she has some deep ties to the radical left.
Medicaid cuts? Food stamp work requirements? Oh, the horror! Never mind that these programs are rife with fraud and abuse, and that able-bodied people should be working, not leeching off the system. But hey, who needs personal responsibility when you have liberal politicians promising free stuff?
And get this, she even got a tax break for whaling captains! I didn’t even know that was a thing! Is this the 21st century or are we back in the 1800s harpooning whales? Probably part of some globalist agenda to control our resources, I tell you!
Murkowski claims she “struggled mightily” with the impacts of cutting welfare in her state. Well, maybe if Alaska wasn’t so reliant on government handouts, they wouldn’t have this problem. But no, let’s just keep throwing money at the problem and hope it goes away.
And now she’s hoping the House will amend the bill and send it back to the Senate? What a joke! She’s probably colluding with Pelosi and Schumer to sabotage President Trump’s agenda. These RINOs are more dangerous than the Democrats, I swear. They smile to your face and stab you in the back.
But fear not, patriots! President Trump is playing 4D chess while these clowns are still trying to figure out checkers. He’ll get his bill passed, one way or another, and make America great again, even if he has to drag these swamp creatures kicking and screaming along the way.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
