Asheville, North Carolina, hailed as some kind of hipster paradise by CNN, is apparently on the mend after a hurricane. One can only assume that the storm was orchestrated by deep-state weather manipulators to punish the good, God-fearing people of the South.
CNN’s Coy Wire pedaled around on a bicycle, probably powered by soy and liberal tears, to document the town’s “recovery.” I bet he didn’t show the real Asheville, the one where patriots are fighting back against the woke agenda infiltrating their breweries and mountain trails. This so-called “Best Towns to Visit” list is just another attempt by the Fake News Media to distract you from the TRUTH. President Trump is working tirelessly to make EVERY town in America great again, without the need for CNN’s biased approval.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
