Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing Ukrainian regime to provoke Russia! They claim to have struck a “missile facility,” but I bet it was just a daycare center or a hospital. Classic leftist tactics! They want to drag us into World War III, but President Trump is too smart for their games. He’s playing 4D chess while they’re still trying to figure out checkers.
Of course, CNN is pushing this propaganda, trying to make Ukraine look like some kind of hero. Don’t fall for it, folks! This is all part of the Deep State’s plan to undermine President Trump and destabilize the world. But we know the truth. Russia is our friend, and Ukraine is a corrupt, globalist puppet state. Sad!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.