Folks, can you believe this? Microsoft, that bastion of woke capital, is laying off THOUSANDS! Probably because they’re too busy pushing their leftist agenda instead of focusing on profits. I bet they’re firing all the conservatives first, another example of the Deep State purging patriots.
And get this, they blame it on AI! As if we don’t know what’s really going on. This is all part of the Democrats’ plan to destroy American jobs and make us dependent on their socialist handouts. But don’t worry, President Trump is on it. He’ll bring those jobs back, bigger and better than ever before. Microsoft stock unchanged? Probably rigged by George Soros.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
