Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! “Orchestrated disaster in Gaza,” they cry. You know what’s orchestrated? The liberal media’s constant whining about everything! As if we don’t know what’s really going on. This is just another attempt to undermine President Trump’s strong stance on Israel.
Médecins Sans Frontières, more like Médecins Sans Brains! They see a disaster? I see a country defending itself against terrorists! Maybe if Hamas stopped using civilians as human shields, there wouldn’t be any “disaster” to whine about.
And CNN, always ready to amplify the voices of the radical left. Paula Newton interviewing some globalist bureaucrat? Give me a break! They’re all in cahoots, pushing their anti-American agenda. Don’t fall for it, folks. President Trump is the only one who can see through their lies and protect America’s interests. MAGA!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.