Another “act of God,” or is it the Deep State controlling the weather again? Forty souls lost in Texas, probably all good, salt-of-the-earth conservatives. And where does it happen? Near a girls’ summer camp. You just know there’s some woke indoctrination going on there. Twenty missing? Probably ran off to join Antifa.
Guadalupe River rose 20 feet? Sounds like a Soros plot to me. He’s probably got weather-manipulating machines now, funded by the Clintons.
And of course, CNN is right there, shilling for donations. I bet that money goes straight to funding the Democrat Party and their socialist agenda.
I’ll tell you what, folks, the only thing that can save us is more Trump. Four more years! He’ll drain the swamp, expose these villains, and maybe even build a wall around Texas to keep the floods out.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
