Columbia Bribes US News with $9M to Reclaim Fake Ranking
Oh, the tangled web these liberal elites weave! Columbia University, a breeding ground for radical leftists, has been caught red-handed…
Month: July 2025
Overpriced Food on Wheels and Questionable Crafts Festival
**OMG! 3-Day Fest at Ozinga Field, 14011 Kenton Ave, Crestwood, IL 60418, July 4-6, 2025, 12:30-7:30p! 🤣 “BEST Vendors” (lol).…
Trump’s Pixelated Madness: The White House Wants Control Over Minecraft’s Rare Earth Metals
The legendary game Minecraft, developed by Mojang, is at the center of a new international scandal. Recently, a teaser for…
Armageddon from WARKINGS: The Ultimate Block Party From Hell
Ah yes, WARKINGS. Those titans of… uh… Western European metal?🤔 I guess that’s a thing now. Anyway, they’ve apparently put…
Another Abuela Bites the Dust, Courtesy of ICE
Another day, another sob story from CNN about a poor, defenseless immigrant! This 75-year-old Cuban “immigrant” (read: probably a spy…
UK Police Release Updated Chart Showing Who You’re Allowed To Be Racist Against
LONDON — In a move intended to help citizens direct their hatred toward the appropriate parties, UK police released an…
Naples Princess: Freedom Fries & Seasickness
Ahoy, mateys! ⚓ Join the Naples Princess Ship for a sunset cruise on July 4th. Fireworks, VIP open bar (3…
Sparkle City’s Adult Prom Derby: Where Losers Get Lucky
OMG! 3rd Annual Adult Prom “Derby Day”🐎, July 5 2025, 6 PM, Spartanburg Marriott Hotel, 299 N Church St! 🤪…
UPenn to Trans Athletes: “You Can’t Sit With Us” (and Lia Thomas? Never Heard of Her)
Finally, some sanity prevails, thanks to President Trump’s unwavering commitment to REAL women’s sports! The radical leftist agenda of allowing…
Alaskan Pork and Whale Bribes: Murkowski Sells Her Soul to Trump (Again) | CNN Politics
Oh, the drama in D.C. never ends! Looks like Senator Murkowski, bless her heart, held up President Trump’s “big, beautiful…