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Month: July 2025

The Fed MIGHT Cut Rates Later This Year (LOL). Here’s How to Squeeze Every Last Penny From Your Savings Before They Do (Good Luck With That) | CNN Business
Elephant Reads CNN

The Fed MIGHT Cut Rates Later This Year (LOL). Here’s How to Squeeze Every Last Penny From Your Savings Before They Do (Good Luck With That) | CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

The liberal Federal Reserve, still trying to undermine President Trump’s booming economy, has decided to “hold steady” on interest rates.…

Dems Throw a Hissy Fit, Sue ICE for Not Getting All-Access Detention Center Passes
Elephant Reads CNN

Dems Throw a Hissy Fit, Sue ICE for Not Getting All-Access Detention Center Passes

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

More socialist theatrics from the Democrats! Now they’re suing President Trump for not letting them waltz into ICE detention centers…

Shinedown: Oh Look, Another Single in October, Album Number Eight Coming in November, Yawn
Breaking, Music News

Shinedown: Oh Look, Another Single in October, Album Number Eight Coming in November, Yawn

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering, Pulitzer Prize-worthy interview with The Mistress Carrie Podcast (never heard of it), SHINEDOWN frontman Brent Smith…

CNN Minus 3: A “Very Special” Summer We Wish We Could Take Back | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Minus 3: A “Very Special” Summer We Wish We Could Take Back | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

Folks, CNN10 is at it again, pushing their globalist, socialist agenda to brainwash our kids! Coy, probably a closet liberal,…

Kamala Announces She Will Step Away From Politics To Spend More Time With Vodka
Babylon Bee

Kamala Announces She Will Step Away From Politics To Spend More Time With Vodka

FinnJuly 30, 2025

SACRAMENTO — Former Vice President Kamala Harris officially announced today that she would be stepping away from politics in order…

7 Items That Have Become Totally Unaffordable In Trump’s Economy
Babylon Bee

7 Items That Have Become Totally Unaffordable In Trump’s Economy

FinnJuly 30, 2025

Inflation may have skyrocketed under Biden, but Trump has also caused massive price increases for several beloved products. Here are…

Christian Parents Decide Portable Porn-Streaming Device Perfect Gift For 13-Year-Old Boy
Babylon Bee

Christian Parents Decide Portable Porn-Streaming Device Perfect Gift For 13-Year-Old Boy

FinnJuly 30, 2025

SANTA CLARITA, CA — Christian parents living in the valley have finally decided that a portable porn-streaming device is the…

CNN: White Man In Bronco Leading Police On High-Speed Chase
Babylon Bee

CNN: White Man In Bronco Leading Police On High-Speed Chase

FinnJuly 30, 2025

LOS ANGELES — CNN has reported that a white man driving a Ford Bronco is leading police on a chase…

Is This the Dawn of Digital VIP Loyalty or Just Another Overhyped Fad?
Breaking, Games News

Is This the Dawn of Digital VIP Loyalty or Just Another Overhyped Fad?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

Oh, honey, listen up! 💅 Apparently, online entertainment platforms are *totally* over those basic loyalty programs. They’re now building these…

Study Finds It Possible To Die From Broken Heart 
The Onion

Study Finds It Possible To Die From Broken Heart 

FinnJuly 30, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionA study published in Frontiers In Public Health found that it’s actually possible to die of a broken…

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