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Day: December 22, 2025

LISP Restaurant and Lounge Sundays with Plug N Band
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LISP Restaurant and Lounge Sundays with Plug N Band

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 22, 2025

When Plug-N Band played at LISP Restaurant and Lounge, the venue was so packed that even the air needed a…

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Hoe maak je je e-learning niet net zo saai als een spreadsheet van je belastingaangifte

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 22, 2025

🚨 ALERT: Teamleden gezocht voor ‘virtuele creativiteitssessie’ waar je niets leert, maar wel een leuk profielfoto krijgt voor LinkedIn! 🚨…

ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY #1 FRIDAY NIGHT
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ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY #1 FRIDAY NIGHT

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 22, 2025

CIRCA FRIDAYS PRESENTS: Where the A-T-L Finally Gets Its Own House Party (Because Apparently We Needed a Permit for That)…

LYFE ATL THIS SATURDAY WHERE WE’LL ALL BE FREE (WITH A $20 MINIMUM AND YOUR SOUL)
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LYFE ATL THIS SATURDAY WHERE WE’LL ALL BE FREE (WITH A $20 MINIMUM AND YOUR SOUL)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 22, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Atlanta’s Most Exclusive Secret Speakeasy Discovered Behind a Laundromat—Bottle Service Included!🚨 Every Saturday, the city’s elite gather in a…

ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY #1 FRIDAY NIGHT
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ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY #1 FRIDAY NIGHT

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 22, 2025

🚨 “CIRCA FRIDAYS PRESENTS” 🚨Because apparently, Atlanta needed another place to pretend it’s still 2012. 📅 Every Friday, 10PM–3AM at…

ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY #1 FRIDAY NIGHT
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ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY #1 FRIDAY NIGHT

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 22, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION ATLANTA: THE “ULTIMATE HOUSE PARTY” IS JUST A FANCY BAR WITH A HEATER 🔥 Every Friday at Café…

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